Ja Rule

Ja Rule, hip hop culture's whipping boy and worst rapper of all time. His name is used to define any situation in which you are going to get super trashed, feel like you have been "a little too fucked up" or got the short end of the stick.

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When you're street racing for pinks and you lose, but still expect some booty from Monica afterward.
"Fuck dude, I got a little too Ja Ruled at the party. I had to fucking peace early."

"Get Ja'd bitches"

"Those kids really Ja'd me on the deal."

"MOOOONNNNIIIICAAAAAAAAAA!"
by Urban Dictionary December 09, 2008
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the jam

A British three peice mod revival band from the 70's and 80's.
The Jams most famous song is probably A Town Called Malice.
by Urban Dictionary September 26, 2005
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Cinco Ranch High School

Founded in 1999, Cinco Ranch has offered a world-class education to its graduates and continues this tradition of excellence. The school is located in the city of Katy, which is a suburb of Houston, TX. Its mascot is the cougar, and the colors are maroon and white. Approximately 3500 students enter the doors of the school each day. The student population is predominately Caucasian(~80%),and more and more minority students add up each year. Cinco Ranch has been nationally recognized through sports competitions and numerous other extracurricular activities. More than 100 registered student organizations exist today.

The first principal was Dr. Lowell Strike, who served till the Spring of 2004. He referred Cinco Ranch as "The Best High School in America."

The second and current principal is Ms. Bonnie Brasic, whom most students recall her most infamous line, "Go Gators!"
C-o.C-o-u-g.C-o-u-g-a-r-s CINCO COUGARS!
by Urban Dictionary October 14, 2006
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mildrid

used by nerdy guys or funny guys pretending to be nerdy to point out an attractive girl
Fellow males, Mildrid at 5 pie over 2 radians; fuzzleberries the tape on my glasses just fell off.
by Urban Dictionary April 25, 2004
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griswold

1. A young English boy's name.

2. A red, flavorless drink.
Griswold, frantic, quickly climbed up his shambled tree-house.

"All they have is Pepsi and water... can we go now?"
"Relax, I brought Griswold. My parents got it online."
by Urban Dictionary February 03, 2008
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awkward turtle

A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend.
"Dog, today carver asked laura to the dance, and she turned him down in front of like 50 people."
"What'd you do?"
"We had to bust out the awkward turtle"
by Urban Dictionary January 07, 2009
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Nazi Theory of Internet

The theory that, no matter on what forum, if something mildly controversial comes up, Nazis will eventually be brought up as a counterpoint, and discussed.
"The court ruled that the 4th-grader passing out Jesus fliers was ok."
"I bet they would have ruled differently if she'd been passing out Nazi fliers."
"Yeah, because Jesus and Hitler are totally the same."
"Jeez, the Nazi Theory of Internet really surfaced fast on this one."
by Urban Dictionary April 10, 2007
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