urban dictionary's definitions

narcissurfing

Googling yourself to see where, when, and how often you show up on the Internet.

Joe: I wonder why Tom was so late to work this morning?
Tim: I guess he stayed up all night narcissurfing.
Joe: They guy is such a narcissist.

by Urban Dictionary May 27, 2006

shitware

Synonym for spyware, adware, and any other poorly designed and useless software.

Joe: My computer is f*cked up.
Frank: That's because you've got all that shitware on there.

by Urban Dictionary March 2, 2005

cock deflector

A cock deflector is a female that is 1)a definite eye sore but also 2)someone that is repulsive in every sense of the word. They cannot maintain conversation or flirt in a manner that is normal. Rather, they try and acquire anything with a cock. Lastly, 3)They are dirty and probably spread STI's. Essentially, cock deflectors make guys (owners of cocks) run in the opposite direction, whenever they approach.

Man, that is bitch needs to get off my ass. What a fuckin cock deflector.

by Urban Dictionary June 4, 2004

Angry Angry Asian

Also known as AAA, a very very angry asian who can't contain his anger towards white people.

The opposite of the KKK who committed racist hate towards black people, the AAA is a cult of asians within the midlands in the UK who commit racial crime and terrorism towards the white.

Rakesh you angry angry asian stop hitting Thomas!!

by Urban Dictionary April 1, 2008

tag heuer

One of the best watches and chrongraphs at a mid-high price range, endorsed by many celebrities such as Brad Pitt, Tiger Woods, Jeff Gordon, Maria Sharapova, Uma Thurman and many more.

The company motto is "Swiss Avant-Garde Since 1860".

A Tag Heuer stopwatch can be seen and heard in the opening of the CBS news program 60 Minutes.
In 1962, Tag Heuer became the first Swiss watchmaker in space, after John Glenn wore one on the first US manned space flight to orbit the earth.
Mark- "Just got my new Tag Heuer Watch yesterday!"
Tim- " Damn, how much did that cost??"
Mark" More than Your used Rolex!"

by Urban Dictionary November 7, 2007

Twank

A cross between a "wanker" and a "twat"!

"That boy is a fucking twank".

by Urban Dictionary April 17, 2006

indie rock

Music that Americans CAN NOT MAKE. Interpol, The Killers, The Shins, these are examples of worthless American 'indie' bands. Good indie bands with a message and style include: Babyshambles, The Cribs, The Arctic Monkeys, wow how about that they are all ENGLISH.

Indie rock is the best genre of music these days.

by Urban Dictionary September 25, 2005