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Grandmaphilia

The sexual attraction to elderly women with wrinkled skin and grey pubic hair. Wanting to have sexual acts with an old grandma.
I want to fuck that 90 year old bitch, therefore I have grandmaphilia.
by Urban Dictionary January 9, 2010
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sloppy j

The act of getting a sloppy blowjob... rather than just a good ole fashioned BJ, these ones are those dirty ones.
"What the fuck... Gabby just gave me a sloppy j.. she didn't finish eating all my loads and it got all over my pecker"
by Urban Dictionary October 28, 2006
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mandate

a gathering of ONLY men. Activites during mandates include cruising, playing madden, going to wendy's. When one is one a mandate, one must show the mandate symbol. This is done by crossing the middle finger and the ring finger so the hand resembles an "M".
smeazles
Damn that mandate was off the hook
by Urban Dictionary January 14, 2004
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yak and 2 lemmings

i have a yak and 2 lemmings
by Urban Dictionary December 12, 2003
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Jiz

Spurm;Cumshot

Slang for saying u had a cumshot or spurm being relesed from your penis
I jizzed in her eye after I analed her
by Urban Dictionary March 9, 2005
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Sagan

Some guy on the net that has enough DOS bots and exploit knowledge to drop the net.
I have a death wish so i'm going to go into Sagan's IrCQNet channel and abuse him.
by Urban Dictionary October 17, 2003
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nickel

A woman of low standing in terms of physical attractiveness.

They are often the fodder for young intoxicated men also of marginal physical attractiveness, men of a high level of physical attractiveness who have either entered a state of desperation or incapacitation, or fallen wingmen.

Much like operations in mathematics, the classification of a nickel is also bound by the laws that govern their existence; this law is know as Ethan's law, discovered by a strip club owner by the same name. Ethan's law states that a nickel must possess at least two of the following characteristics: a large waist, oblong/distorted face, facial hair, double chin of the arm, or pepperoni nipples.

Although the term nickel is not the surname of this wily beast, it does provide the most succinct definition.
Ethan: Dude, I totally hooked up with this dime piece last night.

Hawke: You mean that mammoth of a women you were talking to last night, she had hair in places I didn't know a woman could have hair.

Ethan: Noooooooooooooooooooooo.

Hawke: Actually, I have a picture. (Shows Ehtan the picture)

Ethan: (Simultaneous crying and vomiting)

Hawke: Dime piece huh? More like a nickel.
by Urban Dictionary November 1, 2008
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