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The sexual attraction to elderly women with wrinkled skin and grey pubic hair. Wanting to have sexual acts with an old grandma.
by Urban Dictionary January 9, 2010
Get the Grandmaphiliamug. The act of getting a sloppy blowjob... rather than just a good ole fashioned BJ, these ones are those dirty ones.
"What the fuck... Gabby just gave me a sloppy j.. she didn't finish eating all my loads and it got all over my pecker"
by Urban Dictionary October 28, 2006
Get the sloppy jmug. a gathering of ONLY men. Activites during mandates include cruising, playing madden, going to wendy's. When one is one a mandate, one must show the mandate symbol. This is done by crossing the middle finger and the ring finger so the hand resembles an "M".
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Damn that mandate was off the hook
by Urban Dictionary January 14, 2004
Get the mandatemug. by Urban Dictionary December 12, 2003
Get the yak and 2 lemmingsmug. by Urban Dictionary March 9, 2005
Get the Jizmug. by Urban Dictionary October 17, 2003
Get the Saganmug. A woman of low standing in terms of physical attractiveness.
They are often the fodder for young intoxicated men also of marginal physical attractiveness, men of a high level of physical attractiveness who have either entered a state of desperation or incapacitation, or fallen wingmen.
Much like operations in mathematics, the classification of a nickel is also bound by the laws that govern their existence; this law is know as Ethan's law, discovered by a strip club owner by the same name. Ethan's law states that a nickel must possess at least two of the following characteristics: a large waist, oblong/distorted face, facial hair, double chin of the arm, or pepperoni nipples.
Although the term nickel is not the surname of this wily beast, it does provide the most succinct definition.
They are often the fodder for young intoxicated men also of marginal physical attractiveness, men of a high level of physical attractiveness who have either entered a state of desperation or incapacitation, or fallen wingmen.
Much like operations in mathematics, the classification of a nickel is also bound by the laws that govern their existence; this law is know as Ethan's law, discovered by a strip club owner by the same name. Ethan's law states that a nickel must possess at least two of the following characteristics: a large waist, oblong/distorted face, facial hair, double chin of the arm, or pepperoni nipples.
Although the term nickel is not the surname of this wily beast, it does provide the most succinct definition.
Ethan: Dude, I totally hooked up with this dime piece last night.
Hawke: You mean that mammoth of a women you were talking to last night, she had hair in places I didn't know a woman could have hair.
Ethan: Noooooooooooooooooooooo.
Hawke: Actually, I have a picture. (Shows Ehtan the picture)
Ethan: (Simultaneous crying and vomiting)
Hawke: Dime piece huh? More like a nickel.
Hawke: You mean that mammoth of a women you were talking to last night, she had hair in places I didn't know a woman could have hair.
Ethan: Noooooooooooooooooooooo.
Hawke: Actually, I have a picture. (Shows Ehtan the picture)
Ethan: (Simultaneous crying and vomiting)
Hawke: Dime piece huh? More like a nickel.
by Urban Dictionary November 1, 2008
Get the nickelmug.