Definitions by urban asshole

flash drive 

a portable storage device for storing porn.

i have 3 GB worth of quality asian porn on my flash drive.

flash drive by urban asshole March 2, 2010

smeagol 

the equivalent of a crackhead in the real world.

smeagol wants to smoke the preeeeciousssss

smeagol by urban asshole February 27, 2010

kirstin dunst 

annoying bitch who screams too much in her movies.

"i always hear a bitch screaming like she's being raped in spiderman."

"that's kirstin dunst, nigga!"

kirstin dunst by urban asshole February 27, 2010

chichi 

1. boobs in japanese
2. boobs in spanish (mexico)
3. pussy in spanish (spain)
4. dick in mandarin chinese
5. goku's annoying bitch in DBZ

chichi... what a name for an anime character, eh?

chichi by urban asshole February 24, 2010

George W. Bush 

more hated in america than osama bin laden... and that's really, really sad.

George W. Bush made America the laughing stock of the world.

George W. Bush by urban asshole February 23, 2010

idiots 

people who need to look up the definition of "idiots" in the urban dictionary

if you are reading this, you are probably one of the idiots i'm talking about.

idiots by urban asshole February 23, 2010

babies 

the absolute worst STD you can get. they will stick to you until death.

"hey i heard bill got an std from jen."

"herpes?"

"no, babies."

babies by urban asshole February 19, 2010