43 definitions by urban pervert

better than pie

Pussy is better than pie. :^D

by urban pervert June 6, 2003

mermaid

A half-fish, half-human female who is very sexy and has a beautiful voice. Reminiscent of ancient Greek legends of Sirens or sea women who, with their sweet voices, would lure sailors to their deaths on rocky shores.

I met a hot mermaid chick who gave me the best blowjob I ever had.

by urban pervert June 11, 2003

dirty bitch

A woman who loves to be fucked in all holes. A bitch who enjoys having sex in every position imaginable, usually with two or more partners.

See whore, slut.

DAMN!!! Your mom really is a dirty bitch. She just invited me over to an all-night gangbang with six other people.

by urban pervert February 26, 2003

explicit

Extreme and detailed. Hardcore

This movie has explicit scenes of sex and violence and may not be suitable for white, Yuppie Bible-bashers

by urban pervert February 18, 2003

ride

What a girl does when she sits on your dick.

Sally sat on his lap so she could experience the ride.

by urban pervert April 8, 2003

thirsty bitch

A cock whore. A girl who will suck your dick till blood comes out.

The thirsty bitch crammed two cocks in her mouth and swallowed the cum.

by urban pervert March 29, 2003

custard cannon

Slang term for the male penis.

As soon as she put my custard cannon in her mouth, she was rewarded with a mouthful of ceam.

by urban pervert June 17, 2003