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nigga please

A brand of cereal primarily consumed by African American families who are very suspicious of the term. Also can be called nigga, please.
1. SEE: SNL
2. Children: 'More Nigga Please PLEASE!'
3. Joe: 'What's for breakfast?'
Sarah: 'Nigga PLEASE...'
Joe: 'You don't gotta get mad I'm just asking what is for breakfast'
Sara: (Points at box) 'Nigga Please!' (In a nice voice)
by Urban Dictionary February 22, 2005
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FUPA

Fat Upper Pussy Area.

The area just above the vaginal region and just below the belly that is an accumulation of all the unused sexuality awaiting to be released once a woman hits the age of about 60-70.
Grandma, will you bounce me on your FUPA and sing me a tune?
by Urban Dictionary October 15, 2004
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whorney

An evolution of being horney. Usually the result of an extended amount of time without sex. This sexual break usually results in lowered standards in which to increase the chances of a sexual encounter. These lowered standards further results in a looseness in behaviour and increased advancedment towards possible sexual partners (man, woman, and beast).
I was so whorney last night I woke up next to a ladytroll.
by Urban Dictionary February 9, 2008
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crazy frog

Annoying and not at all funny ringtone which is advertised on TV every ad break at least once. Only the working class idiots that don't have real jobs buy this ring tone. If you are actually stupid enough to give into this horse shit I pity you and laugh at you because it's just one big scam where Jamster text you everyday draining your phone credit. My cousin was dumb enough to actually pay money for this bullshit, much much more money then she though. Crazy Frog can be heard in council houses and high schools, where the more retarded of kids have been brainwashed.
Crazy Frog should be illegal.

This ringtone is highlighting the morons from society.
by Urban Dictionary September 4, 2005
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nub

A complete and utter newb, with no comprehension at all of the matter at hand, often used in IRC/asl, and the ever present Counter-Stike
New counterstrike player: Haha, my full auto silenced colt killed you!1! Im so l33t.

Pro Player: GG l4m3r nub.
by Urban Dictionary October 29, 2002
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nonvirgin virgin

a girl that is as tight as a virgin but has had sex before
me ^.^ I am a perfect example of a nonvirgin virgin.
by Urban Dictionary January 12, 2004
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jolo

A word originating in the early 21st century from the east asia region. Jolo is generally used as a cry of anguish or distress. The word is commonly heard after an adverse situation or event in which someone does something that is retarded. It can also be used to describe a hideously ugly individual who has a raspy voice and has sidespin on his ugly basketball shot.

Also, i don't know if any one has noticed this, but this word "jolo" can be used to describe the sound that a camel makes when it is under distress and needs to let go of all its anger.

If anyone wants to hear this "jolo" sound, please refer to the movie "benchwarmers" as jon heder of napoleon dynamite provides an EXCELLENT example when he is in the outfield and becomes ridiculously bored. *JOLO*
The prime example would be after someone does something stupid on your sports team...let's take baseball for example.
So your team is playing in the biggest tournament of the year, and during the first game, you open up the game with 6 runs, all with 2 outs! A member of your team gets walked and eventually steals second on a wild pitch, all with your best hitter at the plate. On the next pitch, the batter hits a line drive right up the middle and you think to yourself, wow 7-0, baby. The adrenaline is pumping inside of you and the momentum is on your side. The runner on second "sprints" to third, and for some odd reason, stops..looks at the 3rd base coach waving him home, then runs has hard as he can. You watch on as the ball is all of a sudden in the catcher's mitt and your teammate is walking into home. The catcher easily tags him out and all of a sudden, the adrenaline stops. The umpire calls him out with authority and you feel like you've just been stabbed with a dagger....after the play and after you lose the tournament, all you say to yourself is, freakin jolo!
by Urban Dictionary November 6, 2006
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