Ja Rule

Ja Rule, hip hop culture's whipping boy and worst rapper of all time. His name is used to define any situation in which you are going to get super trashed, feel like you have been "a little too fucked up" or got the short end of the stick.

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When you're street racing for pinks and you lose, but still expect some booty from Monica afterward.
"Fuck dude, I got a little too Ja Ruled at the party. I had to fucking peace early."

"Get Ja'd bitches"

"Those kids really Ja'd me on the deal."

"MOOOONNNNIIIICAAAAAAAAAA!"
by Urban Dictionary December 09, 2008
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Hung Cat

A very painful manuver, but worth it in the long run. u need a farely long penis to attempt such a stunt, i dont recommend doing this without a professional. u must tuck ur meat and potatoes through ur bifkin behind to ur ass whence u moon sum1 with ur yak and 2 lemmings showing along with ur chocolate starfish.
while he was drunk, teddy fish came up with the idea to give the cops that where busting the rave a hung cat
by Urban Dictionary June 05, 2003
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Rustytrombone

When a women licks shit out of your ass and jers you off from the other side
While Lana was giving me a rustytrombone I jizzed in her hand and shit in her mouth
by Urban Dictionary March 09, 2005
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totally dudes

a way of agreeing with an action, plan, or idea.

-taken from Shop Boyz popular song Party Like A Rockstar.
"hey let's go see that new movie tonight"

"totally dudes!"
by Urban Dictionary September 11, 2007
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dinky

A modern couple who prefer to enjoy life a bit before having kids. Usually the couple will be seen as "careless" with money - when in fact they're just harmlessly spending the money they have saved by not having kids early in life.

"Double Income No Kids Yuppie"

Seen as derogatory term by over-jealous idiots that decide to have kids at 16 and therefore have lost the majority of their youth to dirty nappies and child benefit.

Little do they realise that most DINKYs settle down at 30 and have kids - so they get the best of both worlds. In fact most DINKYs by this point have been able to save some of their extra cash to support the child when it finally comes...giving the child a better chance at life.
"I see the dinkys next door have bought themselves a new 42" plasma screen tv. Its disgusting I tell ya. They don't know what they're missing."

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"How can you possibly afford that amazing school for kids??"
"oh simple really, we were DINKYs until about 3 years ago, so we were able to put some money aside as well as enjoying ourselves...we have enough left over to get them into a decent college when they're old enough too"
by Urban Dictionary January 12, 2014
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Condom

Anything that sorrounds the penis during any kind of sex, ussually used to keep semen out of the vagina. Comes rolled up and you gotta unroll it over your dick you moron.
makes sex less fun. makes sex less often (when you dont have it).
Condoms are for pussies!!

-Ima fuck you up!
-well you better use a condom so i dont get pregnant
by Urban Dictionary May 18, 2005
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