by ppfdnjgln,dfcgbdc March 6, 2018
when your at home board and your vacume cleaner doesn't work so you call your dog's name and cover your cock in peanut butter and let him lick it till you cum all over him. His fur might be a little sticky so wash him in lube and baby shampoo.
Jake bought a new dog so he could get a dogjob and then went to the store and bought all the jars of peanut butter.
by cocked up November 22, 2007
on facebook chat :
Jim: hey , so did you hear about that girl.. wrghwgdfgbwhrfrehtjnfjrnyy3rrr849yyyyyyyyyy
Jeremy: hey , what happened . i dont speak gibberish!
Jim : yeah , this is Ron ; he just got a dogjob , and his face hit the keypad.
Jeremy :damn , how big is his dog
Ron: a Great Dane
Jeremy : 0.0
Jim: hey , so did you hear about that girl.. wrghwgdfgbwhrfrehtjnfjrnyy3rrr849yyyyyyyyyy
Jeremy: hey , what happened . i dont speak gibberish!
Jim : yeah , this is Ron ; he just got a dogjob , and his face hit the keypad.
Jeremy :damn , how big is his dog
Ron: a Great Dane
Jeremy : 0.0
by jigglypuff , i choose you December 4, 2011
Donny said his favorite thing in the world was to have his dirty ass eaten out by a complete stranger…that was before I introduced him to my neighbor’s shit-n-peanutbutter loving schnauser Max Peen and his Humpday $5 dogjobs.