uncle whippity's definitions

slackjawed

The state of mind a man gets into after shopping for way, way too long. Distractions (for example smoking hot girls working in shops) become objects to fixate upon. Sometimes accompanied by involuntary noises.

not only does she bag he slackjawed lets a 'Whoa!' slip out

by uncle whippity January 14, 2004

holding hands with sausage

Euphemism for masturbation, especially when done in a secluded public place - for example a cinema seat.

'See that bloke over there? He's got his jacket over his lap, but it looks like he's holding hands with sausage.'
'Dirty git!'

by Uncle Whippity May 8, 2008

TFW

That fncking Welshman. Used to summarise a load of ills.

I am absolutely TFW'd out today. He hasn't stopped talking and none of it has made sense.

by Uncle Whippity January 12, 2004

gone to shirt

When something has got so bad it's affecting your typing.

This place has recently gone to shirt.

by Uncle Whippity February 17, 2005

nemesis

Character in 2000AD. Part of an organisation called 'Credo' dedicated to overthrowing the human 'Termight' empire.

Initially, he was pretty cool. Then it all got a bit silly.

I haven't bought 2000AD for years, but I still remember Nemesis.

by Uncle Whippity January 7, 2004

troops massing at the border

The final stages of a bukkake-style movie, where the male performers crowd in towards the face of the female star prior to ejaculation.

Jemima looked around in nervous anticipation as George, Alexander, Hugh, Roger, Trevor, Claude, Martin and Harry shuffled closer to her, manhoods standing proud. She could see the troops massing at the border, and it was only a matter of seconds before she was the cover star of the Tatler bukkake special.

by Uncle Whippity December 27, 2008

holding hands with sausage

Euphemism for masturbation, especially in a semi-secluded public area - for example in a cinema seat.

"That skinny bloke over there is holding hands with sausage under his jacket."
"Dirty git!"

by Uncle Whippity May 7, 2008