uncle whippity's definitions

troops massing at the border

The final stages of a bukkake-style movie, where the male performers crowd in towards the face of the female star prior to ejaculation.

Jemima looked around in nervous anticipation as George, Alexander, Hugh, Roger, Trevor, Claude, Martin and Harry shuffled closer to her, manhoods standing proud. She could see the troops massing at the border, and it was only a matter of seconds before she was the cover star of the Tatler bukkake special.

by Uncle Whippity December 27, 2008

gone to shirt

When something has got so bad it's affecting your typing.

This place has recently gone to shirt.

by Uncle Whippity February 17, 2005

Ramming the U-boat

'Ramming the U-boat' refers to the act of DP of a young lady with two gentleman's parts in the same nether orifice - whether that be Dv or DA. Once one gentleman's part has been inserted, the second gentleman can be said to be 'ramming the U-boat' as he introduces his equipment alongside the first gentleman's parts - a process which will necessitate two two penii contacting each other repeatedly. The adult actress Gauge can often be seen in her films as the hostess to such an action.

While the act of 'ramming the U-boat' does involve penis-to-penis contact between two men, it's widely accepted to be only gay if the balls touch.

In this film, everything happens: DP, A2M, ramming the U-boat....

by Uncle Whippity December 27, 2008

prude

Something that narrow-minded conservatives always deny they are before trying to ban something.

I'm not a prude, but I don't think that's appropriate.

by uncle whippity January 16, 2004

TFW

That fncking Welshman. Used to summarise a load of ills.

I am absolutely TFW'd out today. He hasn't stopped talking and none of it has made sense.

by Uncle Whippity January 12, 2004

Ka

A distinctively-shaped small car built by Ford. Derided by some, although adored by owners.

"A Book of Verses underneath the Bough,
A red Ford Ka, a Loaf of Bread - and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness -
Oh, Wilderness were Paradise enow!"
The revised Rubayyat of Omar Khayyam

by Uncle Whippity October 5, 2004

slackjawed

The state of mind a man gets into after shopping for way, way too long. Distractions (for example smoking hot girls working in shops) become objects to fixate upon. Sometimes accompanied by involuntary noises.

not only does she bag he slackjawed lets a 'Whoa!' slip out

by uncle whippity January 14, 2004