Definitions by uncle whippity

prude

Something that narrow-minded conservatives always deny they are before trying to ban something.

I'm not a prude, but I don't think that's appropriate.

prude by uncle whippity January 16, 2004

slackjawed

The state of mind a man gets into after shopping for way, way too long. Distractions (for example smoking hot girls working in shops) become objects to fixate upon. Sometimes accompanied by involuntary noises.

not only does she bag he slackjawed lets a 'Whoa!' slip out

slackjawed by uncle whippity January 14, 2004

TBS 

Stands for 'typical bloody SITA': the Head of Marketing in floods of tears after the CEO has slept through a presentation; backbiting colleagues; bewildering delays in payments; world hunger.

'Have the invoices been paid?'
'No.'
'TBS.'

'I know it's three months overdue, but it's TBS I'm afraid.'

TBS by Uncle Whippity January 12, 2004

TFW

That fncking Welshman. Used to summarise a load of ills.

I am absolutely TFW'd out today. He hasn't stopped talking and none of it has made sense.

TFW by Uncle Whippity January 12, 2004

strum 

Something said when there's nothing else to say in a conversation. After guitarists strumming a tune when the singer stops.

Bill:
Tim:
Bill: strum
Tim:
Bill:
Tim:

strum by Uncle Whippity January 9, 2004

nemesis 

Character in 2000AD. Part of an organisation called 'Credo' dedicated to overthrowing the human 'Termight' empire.

Initially, he was pretty cool. Then it all got a bit silly.

I haven't bought 2000AD for years, but I still remember Nemesis.

nemesis by Uncle Whippity January 7, 2004

perve 

Alternate spelling of perv and more common in the UK. Often used by people into BDSM, etc. to describe themselves when in 'friendly' company.

It was good to go out with some fellow perves

perve by Uncle Whippity December 24, 2003