wedding tackle

a reference to the male genitals as a lure for a mate, much like fishing lures are referred to as fishing tackle

My wedding tackle got tangled up in a bush.

by Ugly Dave September 07, 2007

ftb

a woman who wipes her butt from front to back, avoiding poopycooch and thereby being considered suitable for cunnilingus

Jason said his girlfriend was a poopycooch BTF and I told him to ditch that skank and get himself a FTB

by Ugly Dave October 13, 2007

infopoop

Information, facts, or news about current events, political wranglings, cool new gadgets, or just about anything you can have a conversation about.

I went to Infopoop.com to get the latest infopoop on global warming.

by Ugly Dave July 12, 2009

btf

a woman who wipes her butt from back-to-front resulting in poopycooch and is therefore unsuitable for cunnilingus

Jason tried to go down on his girlfriend, but it was too stinky. I told him that she was probably a BTF and that he needed to find a FTB.

by Ugly Dave October 13, 2007

intellipoop

1. Any information that is gathered through research or from spy operations such as CIA or Police investigations.
2. Bullshit.

George Bush: "I believe our best intellipoop suggests that Iraq may have weapons of mass destruction"

by Ugly Dave July 12, 2009

Tweet

A squeeky fart, usually the result of involuntarily passing gas while clenching one's buttocks to prevent a noisy escape of flatulance.

As we leaned in for our first kiss, I felt the pressure building inside me. I tried hard to hold it in, but accidentally released an embarrasing tweet.

by Ugly Dave November 01, 2011

waffle crapper

A woman who is so hot, that if she crapped on your waffles you would still eat them

Kirstie Alley is not a waffle crapper, but Mariah Carey is.

by Ugly Dave September 05, 2007