https:/www.urbandictionary.com/

when you're bored, but you've already been bored and searched all the other random things, so you just copy and paste the site link.

I removed a slash from https:/www.urbandictionary.com/ so I could make this definition

by udontknowmeidontknowu January 05, 2021

Sunglasses at night

good music from the 80's

I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Watch you weave then breathe your story lines
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes
While, she's deceiving me
It cuts my security
Has she got control of me?
I turn to her and say
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
I can't believe it
'Cause you've got it made with the guy in shades, oh no
I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Forget my name while you collect your claim
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
See the light that's right before my eyes
While she's deceiving me
She cuts my security
Has she got control of me?
I turn to her and say
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
I can't believe it
Don't be afraid of the guy in shades, oh no
It can't escape you
'Cause you got it made with the guy in shades, oh no
Oh no
I say
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I say it to you now
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I cry to you
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 06, 2021

Demogorgan

A humanoid predator from the uʍop ǝpᴉsdn who can sense blood and in rare cases, specifically the Demogorgon in season 1 of stranger things, have powers such as telekinesis and can open small temporary portals between dimensions. the Demogorgon starts its life as a small, innocent-looking slug, but it soon grows, gaining 4 legs, a flower-like mouth, a bigger body, and then finally, standing upright. During the second to last stage, they are called "Demodogs" due to their pack-like behavior during this stage. The Demogorgon's biggest weakness is heat, due to it being under the control of the dust-based superorganism known as the Mindflayer.

Oh no, the Demogorgan took Barb

by udontknowmeidontknowu February 10, 2021

Alex

aLeX iS a ShY, qUieT, aNd fReiNDly gUy. iF y0U fInD a Gai nAmeD aLex, Bec0mE fRIenDs wITh tHeM iNstaNtlY, bEcaUSe Th3Y wIl bRiGhTEn yOu'Re dAy.

When the cringe couples write defintions on urban dictionary about each other.

Alex is Alex

by udontknowmeidontknowu November 08, 2021

Mars

The second planet humans will inhabit, we just need to build a giant electromagnet to get rid of the radiation. It's manifest destiny, but this time let's not enslave, murder, and do countless other unspeakable acts to any martian natives we find.

year: 2130
Guy: Ima go to the beach
Guy 2: ok but don't forget your tetanus shot
Guy: oh right we're on Mars, and iron sand, haha!

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 05, 2021

Iceologer

Also known as Chillagers, this fallen army of ice was our last defense against the squid empire. After some mad science experiments by Dr.Dream, the ice army lost the battle of the 2020 mob vote and the newest form of squid, the glow squid, was born. With this powerful new squid, the squid empire is one step closer to world domination. A Minecraft computer once predicted a squid uprising for 2019. Researchers found that the computer short-circuited and predicted the uprising for 1 year too early.

F in the chat for our fallen heroes the iceologers.

by udontknowmeidontknowu November 11, 2020

controversial topic

insert aggressive opinion rant here

guy 1: controversial topic
guy 2: sketchy argument
guy 1: makes guy 2 look like a fool

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 22, 2021