Definitions by udontknowmeidontknowu

Friday the 13th 

A very unlucky day, especially when it's march and the year is 2020.

My friend: It's Friday the 13th, we're doomed!
Me: Haha

A few hours later
Me: He's right, but it's only for 2 weeks, right?!
1 year later
Me: T-T please... I just want to see my friends

COVID: FOOL, the power of Friday the 13th has given me unlimited power and I shall never die! Bwa hahahaha!

Friday the 13th by udontknowmeidontknowu March 18, 2021

e is a letter in the alphabet 

It is. Don't try to deny it.

e is a letter in the alphabet

e is a letter in the alphabet by udontknowmeidontknowu March 16, 2021

Rickroll 2: electric boogaloo 

Rickrolling people with Rick Astley's Never gonna give you up is a thing of the past. The future is now old man, Introducing Rickroll 2: electric boogaloo, aka Rick Astley's Together forever.

Me: Together forever and never to part
Together forever we two
And don't you know
I would move heaven and earth
To be together forever with you
You: Dang, I've been Rickroll 2: electric boogaloo'ed

Rickroll 2: electric boogaloo by udontknowmeidontknowu March 12, 2021

scientology 

When science fiction fandom goes too far.

Scientology sounds like a great sci-fi book, but I don't think I'll read it. The fanbase be kinda extreme.

scientology by udontknowmeidontknowu March 12, 2021

The Truman show 

YOU may not have heard about the Truman show. so basically there's this TV studio and they ARE creating this entire fictional world for this one guy named Truman. Truman has no idea he's IN A TV SHOW and his entire world is a high-tech dome in Hollywood. Eventually, actors slipping up, and some technology malfunctioning convince him to TRY TO ESCAPE. It turns out that HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE ARE ROOTING FOR him, but few were ever able to get into the dome. If YOU hadn't known what the movie was before, now you have.

In the Truman show, the exit is at the edge of the dome, a few miles across the water.

The Truman show by udontknowmeidontknowu March 8, 2021

Mars 

The second planet humans will inhabit, we just need to build a giant electromagnet to get rid of the radiation. It's manifest destiny, but this time let's not enslave, murder, and do countless other unspeakable acts to any martian natives we find.

year: 2130
Guy: Ima go to the beach
Guy 2: ok but don't forget your tetanus shot
Guy: oh right we're on Mars, and iron sand, haha!

Mars by udontknowmeidontknowu March 5, 2021

sweet dreams 

Made of these. Who am I to disagree? I've traveled the world and the seven seas, everybody's looking for something! Some of them want to use you, Some of them want to get used by you, some of them want to abuse you, and some of them want to be abused.

Sweet dreams are made of these. Who am I to disagree? I've traveled the world and the seven seas, everybody's looking for something!

sweet dreams by udontknowmeidontknowu March 5, 2021