tyler's definitions

glass slipper

A condom.

A condom is the glass slipper of our time. You put it on, dance all night and throw it away in the morning.

by Tyler February 9, 2004

yalmeen

you know what i mean?

yalmeen, byatch?

by Tyler March 14, 2004

shit stick

A stick you flick larger piece of shit off of at others.

After Anal sex, you have a shit stick

the boy picked up the stick and shot a shit ball at his sister.
Then fucked her and had a shit stick around his groan.

by Tyler February 4, 2004

BigDaddy

A person who is often perceived as cocky or arrogant due to his carefree nature. Likes to have fun and joke around.

"BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNN!"
"OOOOOH! *Highfives*"

by Tyler August 3, 2004

Mike Answer

When asked a question where the only possible answers could be "yes" or "no,",answering something other than "yes" or "no."

Background: People often do not know how to answer a simple question, our friend Mike being among them.

Tyler: Hey Mike, do you have Wednesday off next week?
Mike: I have three days off next week.
Tyler: ...is Wednesday one of them?

by Tyler December 20, 2004

Bar Star

The girl who goes to a bar during the "prime-time" of ten until one on a saturday night, and recieves at least three drinks for free for evey drink self purchased.

Kira goes to Ezzie's every saturday, pays for only two drinks and still ends up hammered out of her mind. What a bar star.

by Tyler March 28, 2004

row boat

girl sits between 2 guys and jerks them off at the same time

girl sits between 2 guys and jerks them off at the same time....rowin' the boat

by tyler April 25, 2005