tyler's definitions

artoxicated

The all Mighty Master of WIN! Pure WallOfTruth lover!

omg omg omg eddie ed edddd edward please omg yes yes yes ahhhhhhhhh thats better :phew:, thanks for removing that thorn from my finger edward

by Tyler January 15, 2005

shit stick

A stick you flick larger piece of shit off of at others.

After Anal sex, you have a shit stick

the boy picked up the stick and shot a shit ball at his sister.
Then fucked her and had a shit stick around his groan.

by Tyler February 4, 2004

azavedo

Brazilian faggot who claims to have a hot sister (partially true).

"Who want to get punched?" - Bruno Azavedo

by Tyler January 4, 2005

coozy

verb, to cum or bleed in ones pants

Don't coozy in my pants

by Tyler July 12, 2004

Joeyisms

1. Small comments that attempt to put down anything (includes movies, cultures, people) and ruin the thing for everyone. Usually acompanied by a small grunt or shake of head.

2. Comments that are stated when a person dislikes what they are currently participating in. Said person will complain and whine until they either ride away on their bicycle (or walk.)

see joey o'malley

"UHHH, this movie sucks"
"Oh, that would never happen in real life"
"This sucks!"
"Wow, why did we take the freeway"
"Wow, why did we take the side-streets"
"Wow, why did we drive."
"Wow, why did we take the bus."
"pattern continues"

by Tyler April 4, 2004

Dragonball Z

you gotta drag your balls untill u can't take the pain no more OUCH!

now i know why they are collecting the dragons balls

by TYLER October 29, 2003

Armed Guard

An ugly girl that can't dance armed with a dangerous staff-like weapon referred to as a "flag". Performs on field during half-time shows with goal of terrorizing the band members who are busy marching and unable to defend themselves.

That armed guard broke my nose on the field.

by Tyler January 25, 2004