tyler's definitions

slumber fuck

Noun: A dick/jerk/ass/bitch/deusch who is sleeping.

You swagger jacking slumber fuck son of a bitch.

by Tyler September 5, 2008

Horse

Used as another word for penis.

Damn, that bitch was sucking on my horse for 20 minutes, then I finally pulled out and blew my load all over her face!

by Tyler January 16, 2005

mung

what comes out of the vagina when you push on a pregnant woman's stomach

the fetus lay in a pile of mung as it twitched then slowly died

by tyler May 13, 2005

becht

becht is a fat man who can handle his beer. one time he had to go to detox because he took twenty some shots in an hour. many people refer to different things using "becht" in a sentence.

It's cold as becht walking home from detox.
Drunk as becht in detox.
Raw fucking becht.
Becht as shit.

by tyler December 4, 2003

boon squad

A group of kids who don't care what the hell happens at all.

The boon squad has big weiners.

by Tyler March 22, 2004

vh1

its a channel that viacom created after they realized people grow out of mtv when their balls drop.

viacom owns:
nickelodeon- for the kiddies
mtv- for the pre teens and teens
vh1- for twenty to thrity somethings
cbs- for the old folks.

they own you.

by tyler March 5, 2004

jack squat

the act of not getting anything

I totally thought I was going to score, but I didn't get jack squat

by tyler September 19, 2003