Definitions by tyler

jumper 

A Paratrooper

"Then when the green light turned on, the command was given, "Go!" One by one, each jumper leaped from the plane, trying to stay as close to the guy in front of him as possible. Our plane was traveling at 120 mph and every second lost between jumpers meant about 176 feet of separation between landing sites and comrades."

jumper by Tyler December 15, 2003

snuff crut 

The longest pubic hair protruding from one's anus.

After brushing her teeth the lady flossed with her snuff crut.

snuff crut by Tyler December 14, 2003

snorkeling 

While receiving a blow job from your partner, you plug their nose at the time of orgasm, cutting off their air supply, causing a gargle affect on your cum.

I go snorkeling six times a week.

snorkeling by Tyler December 14, 2003

shlark 

the line that runs along the middle of one's ball sack

My shlark is 3 1/2 inches.

shlark by Tyler December 14, 2003

jaun 

anything and everything

Look at that jaun face.
Pass that jaun to the left.

jaun by tyler December 12, 2003

B.O.B 

big ol bitch

look at that b.o.b. eating that king dong.

B.O.B by tyler December 11, 2003

tink 

a gay word dat gays use to offend people

ur a tink ;)

tink by tyler December 10, 2003