tyler's definitions

smokes

cigz.....or pipes and that's not Weed.

"that fucking kid is messed, 14 and he tried to sell me a smoke....told him to smoke it."
SO I DID FUCK HEAD>

by Tyler February 12, 2004

Elmo

if big bird and elmo had babies the would be ugly and who would thing of think of that

well i guss i would :(

by TYLER October 29, 2003

Sindarian

The Ancient elves in The Simrillion...

Sindarians kick orc asses

by Tyler November 23, 2003

shlark

the line that runs along the middle of one's ball sack

My shlark is 3 1/2 inches.

by Tyler December 14, 2003

cut

pussy; vaginal extravagance; the part between a girls legs

i want to bend that girl over, put it in her butt, and wax her cut

by Tyler January 22, 2004

beaned

Hit in the head with a thrown object. Originally a baseball term, in that context it means "hit in the head with a pitch."

Did you see that? She just beaned him with a dead fish!

by Tyler July 27, 2004

Brositting

When you take care of your friends who have had far too much to drink. This goes above and beyond the simple task of being the designated driver as it includes but is not limited to:
Making sure they don't get into fights
Making sure if they do get into a fight, damage received is minimal, while damage inflicted is maximal.
Taking lots of pictures while they're throwing up in random places

Brositting Mike was hard enough, but then when Chris had too much to drink it almost got out of control.

by Tyler February 23, 2008