turtle's definitions

scoobed

When smoking weed, if you take a hit and some weed goes through your piece and enters your mouth, also known as "shit on"

Fuck, your piece scoobes like a mofo

by turtle November 21, 2004

garblnak

when a faggot sucks a dick and chokes on the cum and dies. then a paramedic gives him mouth to mouth and when the fag wakes up the paramedic gets a mouthful of jizz and then he beats the shit out of the faggot but can't talk right so he says FUCKING GARBLNAK!

i'm going to kill you garblnak fag

by turtle November 5, 2006

Pissbitch

a bitch that gets easily pissed
skank whore slut bitch
The ultimate dis for bitches

Stacy is a pissbitch.

by Turtle December 3, 2006

njizzle

A boy who acts like he has gone through puberty, but has not. Usually this act is put on to impress his friends. Most njizzles mkae up stories on their many adventures in the word of masturbation.

Smezra is a stupid njizzle.

by Turtle November 6, 2003

slime mime

when you pump a girl's mouth with so much semen she can't talk and has to act out what she wants to say
she might throw up the semen and therefore getting herself all slimey

when i want my girlfriend to shut her mouth i give her a fucking slime mime

by Turtle April 26, 2006

buju

Your mom's side of the family is buddhist and your dad's side is jewish, or the other way around

shut up buju

by turtle June 8, 2003

shalln't

A word that should be in the dictionary. Means shall not, or in simple english, won't.

I shalln't kill the zebra.

by Turtle October 28, 2003