HILF

Handicap I'd Like to Fuck

"Check out the HILF in the wheelchair. She'd Hot!"

by Turd Furgeson February 11, 2005

AIM

the program sent from hell. allows for conversation containing that which one may never say in real life, thus creating the fakest of fake relationships. Also is the source of savvy language so lame it is sad. (e.g. gtg my bff, jk but brb, i gtg rotf cuz lol im lmao now ttyl ttfn.)

aim can suck on it, long and hard

by Turd Furgeson October 09, 2003

scrumtrulecent

something so extravagent and wonderful there is no other word to describe it!!!

The sunset was scrumtrulecent.

by Turd Furgeson October 25, 2003

turd furgeson

when a penis is lodged in a ass hole while the other person is takin a dump.

1.he gave me a TURD FUGESON.
2.TURD FEGOSON is my favorite sex move

by turd furgeson March 29, 2004

yummy chettoes

when a male/female spreads chettoes all over there partners pelvic region and then suck them dry

1.fred loves yummy cheetoes
2.i got some sweeet yummy chettoes last night from cyndy

by turd furgeson March 29, 2004

Dusty Wind Tunnel

The act of farting in the womans mouth while receiving a rim job.

after using the bathroom, john received a rim job from sally in which he asked, "Sally are you ready for the breeze of the dusty wind tunnel?"

by Turd Furgeson September 23, 2007

Naffziger

The biggest booty boot on the planet who trolls MARSOC websites thinking he's gonna be Ricky Recon and inpregnate every woman on the planet. But He's a boot, so this is scientifically impossible.

Naffziger, HAZE YOURSELF IN THE WATERS OF LAKE MINATONKA!

by TURD FURGESON January 16, 2013