Nothing is nothing, so nothing doesn't exist and there is not not not nothing. Everyting is something.
by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

by Turd Ferguson January 25, 2005

I was the recipient of e-mail shaming today at work. While I was out sick this week a new hire was approved in our internal system with an incorrect start date. They HR administrator emailed me and the rest of the company to let them know of the mistake and asked me to change it. I may get fired.
by Turd ferguson September 23, 2016

by Turd Ferguson February 15, 2003

exceeding the capacity of normal human belief. especially pertinent to those events whose stastical probability of occuring is equal to the chance of surviving repeated scud missiles to the face.
I just dropped the most redonkulus load this morning.
I just went on a 16 person knife run on fy_iceworld2k. That was redonkulus!!
Your mom was redonkulus last night.
I just went on a 16 person knife run on fy_iceworld2k. That was redonkulus!!
Your mom was redonkulus last night.
by Turd Ferguson February 07, 2005

Term used to described a person with no life, because they have dedicated it to their computer. Also likely to be homosexuals, with small weiners.
by Turd Ferguson April 02, 2005

Knock it off Copolla!
by Turd Ferguson January 26, 2004
