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Marksmanship, for knives. The discipline of knife-handling, covering skill in precision and speed of cutting, all with cavalier style. Also covers selection, care, safety, maintenance, and never once cutting yourself.
mom: who will carve the roast beast?
knifeman: allow me.
<knifes flash in a silver blur, and the beast is reduced to perfect portion slices>
mom: Impressive! Great knifemanship.
knifeman: allow me.
<knifes flash in a silver blur, and the beast is reduced to perfect portion slices>
mom: Impressive! Great knifemanship.
by TreeWeezel April 26, 2011
Get the knifemanship mug.A most crafty way to refer to marijuana. Particularly useful for dealers who solicit lay people in public, because it is obvious ("hemp"), yet anyone who overhears will assume you are speaking about Bob Hope.
Stoner: Sister, I heard you were interested in Bob Hemp
Nun: I certainly am.
Overhearing Priest: Bob Hope? Great choice! Anyway, Hail Mary!
Nun: That was close.
<dumps collection plate into messenger bag, receives ziplock of pot>
Nun: I certainly am.
Overhearing Priest: Bob Hope? Great choice! Anyway, Hail Mary!
Nun: That was close.
<dumps collection plate into messenger bag, receives ziplock of pot>
by TreeWeezel April 21, 2011
Get the Bob Hemp mug.Festival of Lights. Commonly known as the time Jews made some piddly amount of oil burn for 8 days.
An excellent time for candle displays, latkes, and Horrah music.
An excellent time for candle displays, latkes, and Horrah music.
Jew: "Have some bubbly, greasy latkes!"
Dude: "Oy, this is why people were actually suprised that Jews could be stingy with oil. I think I understand Chanukah."
Dude: "Oy, this is why people were actually suprised that Jews could be stingy with oil. I think I understand Chanukah."
by TreeWeezel November 21, 2010
Get the chanukah mug.A fantasy war going on in digitally crafted worlds. Online gamers participate in the fray with their other-worldly avatars, but no outsider can tell who's fighting on who's side. Since it is subscription-based the war must never end, requiring ongoing worldcraft to spur the flames of digital violence.
Dude: I'm gonna log onto War of Worldcraft for a couple hours.
Dude 2: How long is the war going to go on for?
Dude: I don't know. I keep killing and killing and killing, but I have no idea if we're winning.
Dude 2: How long is the war going to go on for?
Dude: I don't know. I keep killing and killing and killing, but I have no idea if we're winning.
by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011
Get the war of worldcraft mug.Means the group came from the west side of Long Island, ie Brooklyn.
The term can be extended to mean Philly as west coast, NYC as east coast.
Often the term is incorrectly used to describe music from California. This is wrong because that music can scarcely be called hiphop.
The term can be extended to mean Philly as west coast, NYC as east coast.
Often the term is incorrectly used to describe music from California. This is wrong because that music can scarcely be called hiphop.
Dude: Beastie Boys are west coast hiphop
Man: No they're not, they're from New York!
Dude: They're from Brooklyn, and that's as far west as you want to go.
Man: No they're not, they're from New York!
Dude: They're from Brooklyn, and that's as far west as you want to go.
by TreeWeezel May 18, 2011
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The origin and meaning is debatable. According to the leading theory, it is both an ebonic and a radio-friendly version of "Whoop their ass!"
The origin and meaning is debatable. According to the leading theory, it is both an ebonic and a radio-friendly version of "Whoop their ass!"
Emcee: "all the fellas sayin'_____"
HOOT day daze!
Emcee: "all the ladies sayin' _____"
HOOT day daze!
HOOT day daze!
Emcee: "all the ladies sayin' _____"
HOOT day daze!
by TreeWeezel June 14, 2011
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My contribution? I've taken his bit and her bit all together in one pie
Yes the pay's the same, but you'll be getting a slice from a bigger pie.
Well if I take your pie and his pie, and put them all into the same pie, and we cut our pie into slices based on scale, we end up with more pie for all of us.
My contribution? I've taken his bit and her bit all together in one pie
Yes the pay's the same, but you'll be getting a slice from a bigger pie.
Well if I take your pie and his pie, and put them all into the same pie, and we cut our pie into slices based on scale, we end up with more pie for all of us.
by TreeWeezel April 25, 2011
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