treeweezel's definitions
Cassette Jockey, or DJ of cassettes. A CJ will always have the right tape for the mood of the room and knows his tapes well enough to flip to the B side seamlessly.
Theses skills are largely unappreciated until a long car ride in a car with a cassette stereo.
Theses skills are largely unappreciated until a long car ride in a car with a cassette stereo.
by TreeWeezel January 6, 2012
Get the CJmug. (Combination of elvis and tang)
The King of Tang: gifted in gathering, procuring access to, and handling of, the tang.
The King of Tang: gifted in gathering, procuring access to, and handling of, the tang.
by TreeWeezel November 21, 2010
Get the tangvismug. Joking name for Unitarians. This "religion" is split evenly by gender, but their actions embody the lesbian spirit. Churchgoers roll up in their Subaru/Volvo wagons wearing flannel after eating large bowls of granola.
Their social action furthers the justification for "Lesbitarian". They are more than tolerant of sexual deviants, and in fact encourage it in the name of freedom and diversity.
Their social action furthers the justification for "Lesbitarian". They are more than tolerant of sexual deviants, and in fact encourage it in the name of freedom and diversity.
Where is that flotilla of station wagons full of flannel shirt-wearers going?
They're late for Lesbitarian church.
They're late for Lesbitarian church.
by TreeWeezel September 2, 2011
Get the lesbitarianmug. Shortened minivan. Looks like a grotesquely inflated hatchback. Comfortable to sit in but crap to drive, less useful than a minivan, and even less cool.
Dude: Look at that Lexus. What a chode-mobile!
Man: On point, Dude. It is fat, short and bulbous.
Driver: You like the crossover, man?
Man: On point, Dude. It is fat, short and bulbous.
Driver: You like the crossover, man?
by TreeWeezel April 25, 2011
Get the crossovermug. When you don oversized plastic leather shoes and stomp all over a girl, for her pleasure. -Frank Zappa
"then she gave the shoes to me,
and said Darling stomp all over me"
"Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy", Frank Zappa
and said Darling stomp all over me"
"Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy", Frank Zappa
by TreeWeezel April 30, 2011
Get the Carolina hardcore ecstasymug. Making progress at an out-of-control pace, while looking silly.
Usually athletic, like running frantically or lifting weights of ambitious heft with fervor. Could also apply to everyday things like working at full tilt all night, or even walking agressively.
Usually athletic, like running frantically or lifting weights of ambitious heft with fervor. Could also apply to everyday things like working at full tilt all night, or even walking agressively.
I wanted a leisurely vacation, but she was bulldogin it between thirty silly little things a day. Now my feet hurt, my shoes are worn out, and I still need a vacation.
by TreeWeezel November 18, 2010
Get the bulldogin itmug. Dude: "Somebody boiled the shit out of these green beans!"
Scary obese lady chef: "Don't you like grain bains?"
Scary obese lady chef: "Don't you like grain bains?"
by TreeWeezel November 19, 2010
Get the grain bainsmug.