cishet

A pejorative term for a normal person.

It's not my job to explain agender to cishets and breeders.

by tp217 March 05, 2024

Whoppo

WaPo, the Washington Post.

Hunter Biden's dick caught in a pencil sharpener, Whoppo reports

by tp217 January 23, 2023

Brandon

Joseph R. Biden.

Brandon forgave my student loans

by tp217 January 23, 2023

Indelible in the hippocampus

When you want people to believe your fake story, so you make up a fake scientific explanation with big words and technical terms as to why your story must be true. The goal is to misdirect non-expert questioners and listeners, who don't have enough technical knowledge to pick apart your actually very weak explanation.

"What is your proof that aliens abducted you in the middle of the night 36 years ago and then let you go, leaving no evidence?"
"It's indelible in the hippocampus."

by tp217 November 14, 2021

boofed

It refers to flatulence. I swear it does! We were 16 at the time. Please stop looking into my yearbook.

Judge, have you boofed yet?

by tp217 May 04, 2021

exponentially

Though in mathematics and in formal use, "exponentially" describes something which is growing and whose rate of growth is accelerating, in casual use the word is bastardized and is simply a generic intensifier. See also: "literally."

"Dude, I am exponentially high right now."

by tp217 March 08, 2021

punchy

Suffering from dementia pugilistica.

I ain't punchy, I just got what they call a relaxed brain.

by tp217 November 26, 2021