tp217's definitions

punchy

Suffering from dementia pugilistica.

I ain't punchy, I just got what they call a relaxed brain.

by tp217 November 26, 2021

Indelible in the hippocampus

When you want people to believe your fake story, so you make up a fake scientific explanation with big words and technical terms as to why your story must be true. The goal is to misdirect non-expert questioners and listeners, who don't have enough technical knowledge to pick apart your actually very weak explanation.

"What is your proof that aliens abducted you in the middle of the night 36 years ago and then let you go, leaving no evidence?"
"It's indelible in the hippocampus."

by tp217 November 14, 2021

unironically

This generation's equivalent of "like, totally." An adverb used to add emphasis only.

"Omg that's unironically so true."

by tp217 May 4, 2022

cishet

A pejorative term for a normal person.

It's not my job to explain agender to cishets and breeders.

by tp217 March 5, 2024

Waterbeer

When you are at a party and you are already wasted and dehydrated, but you want to appear to be drinking beer, so you fill your beer can with water from the tap and drink it.

You don't have to keep drinking right now, just make the next one a waterbeer.

by tp217 March 11, 2023

Literally

Not literally: figuratively.

I literally died when Jimmy told the substitute to lick his balls.

by tp217 March 8, 2021

Zerm

Zoomer perm. Typically male hairstyle popular with young people with tight curls on the top only, and sides and back cut short.

Jackson's zerm is on fleek

by tp217 October 22, 2022