tp217's definitions

cishet

A pejorative term for a normal person.

It's not my job to explain agender to cishets and breeders.

by tp217 March 5, 2024

Waterbeer

When you are at a party and you are already wasted and dehydrated, but you want to appear to be drinking beer, so you fill your beer can with water from the tap and drink it.

You don't have to keep drinking right now, just make the next one a waterbeer.

by tp217 March 11, 2023

exponential

Simply means "big." In math, the word exponential describes a particular kind of mathematical function with a specific set of properties, but in casual use, it just means "big."

In these brutally cold conditions, the risk of hypothermia and frostbite will be exponential.

by tp217 February 4, 2023

Whoppo

WaPo, the Washington Post.

Hunter Biden's dick caught in a pencil sharpener, Whoppo reports

by tp217 January 23, 2023

Brandon

Joseph R. Biden.

Brandon forgave my student loans

by tp217 January 23, 2023

Zerm

Zoomer perm. Typically male hairstyle popular with young people with tight curls on the top only, and sides and back cut short.

Jackson's zerm is on fleek

by tp217 October 22, 2022

unironically

This generation's equivalent of "like, totally." An adverb used to add emphasis only.

"Omg that's unironically so true."

by tp217 May 4, 2022