Zerm

Zoomer perm. Typically male hairstyle popular with young people with tight curls on the top only, and sides and back cut short.

Jackson's zerm is on fleek

by tp217 October 22, 2022

exponentially

Though in mathematics and in formal use, "exponentially" describes something which is growing and whose rate of growth is accelerating, in casual use the word is bastardized and is simply a generic intensifier. See also: "literally."

"Dude, I am exponentially high right now."

by tp217 March 08, 2021

unironically

This generation's equivalent of "like, totally." An adverb used to add emphasis only.

"Omg that's unironically so true."

by tp217 May 05, 2022

cishet

A pejorative term for a normal person.

It's not my job to explain agender to cishets and breeders.

by tp217 March 06, 2024

Tour de Franzia

A drinking game. Rules vary, but it involves inexpensive boxed wine and a tiny bicycle.

Pledge Toilet impressed the brothers with his performance in the Tour de Franzia, able to maintain his balance and coordination after a quart of Chillable Red.

by tp217 March 08, 2021

Waterbeer

When you are at a party and you are already wasted and dehydrated, but you want to appear to be drinking beer, so you fill your beer can with water from the tap and drink it.

You don't have to keep drinking right now, just make the next one a waterbeer.

by tp217 March 11, 2023

boofed

It refers to flatulence. I swear it does! We were 16 at the time. Please stop looking into my yearbook.

Judge, have you boofed yet?

by tp217 May 04, 2021