tophiecc's definitions

Beanis

Referring to a South American's (beaner) penis.

I was totally stoked when she said she'd suck my beanis.

Oscar,no one wants to see your shriveled beanis.

In my gym class I can always smell my friends beanis.

by tophieCC May 7, 2011

acid fart

A hot, smelly gas bubble expelled from the anus thus causing a burning like feel around the anus, sounds wet but sometimes silent and simultaneously causing a disgusting, panic causing, rotten-egg like aroma. Basically when you have the craps and your stomach is bothering you,most of the time those wet sounding smelly farts you squeeze out at that time is an acid fart my friend. Enjoy them.

Dude,I let out the worst acid fart in Debbie's face.

I thought I was going to shart but I just released an acid fart.

by tophieCC January 15, 2009

Pullin' the Trigger

Referring to when you stick your first two fingers in someone's anus and leave your thumb out on the cheek and start to squeez your thumb and first two fingers at the same time so your two fingers are massaging the inside of the persons anus and the thumb is massaging their buttcheek as well, thus resembling a trigger of a gun being pulled.

Bro, last night Johny was pullin' the trigger non stop!

Yo Dad, your pullin' the trigger like a pro!

I even practice pullin' the trigger with my step sister!

by tophieCC July 7, 2011

rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

when you tuck your testicles back just like a bulldog or whatever you wana call it but you also stretch your penis back where its supposed to be with your nuts still tucked and the penis is so over stretched its bright red and it resembles rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.

I know its not christmas time but lets just say that rudolph the red-nosed reindeer has been visiting me.

by tophieCC March 11, 2010

grocery shopping

slang term for homosexual gingers for having unprotected anal sex with whoever needs to release and beCOME.

Marco got his mom to lactate in my tapioca pudding without me noticing and I ate it so to get back at him I convinced him to go grocery shopping with my gay ginger friend conner. Little did he know that the only thing they picked up from the grocery store was mayonaise,hot dogs,and a rubber chicken. Marco was confused as to why they went to a motel room. Lets just say the next day he woke up and looked like his penis either went for a ride in the rectum of a bloody babboon or his penis crashed into a red ant pile in the rain because his penis was caked in chunky crap and it had more dots on it then a winning grannys bingo card. Looks like hes guna have to go down the hand lotion isle for awile or at least the genital warts isle and feathered penis isle.

by tophieCC April 21, 2010

Vagina Jelly

when a person, most of the time a girl, has soo much cellulite on their upper legs that when exposed in shorts the cellulite looks like a vagina.

I wonder how many rings she has around her vagina jelly.

That girl is getting pretty chunky,shes starting to sprout vagina jelly.

I'm pretty sure she could fit a phat stack of pennies in her vagina jelly.

Dude have you ever tried to "get sum" of her vagina jelly?

Dude no,its probably like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Her vagina jelly resembles boiling tomato soup.

by tophieCC September 3, 2009

plunge

the act of stretching your boner through the back of your legs so it is right below the ass cheeks and then jack off while its behind you like a tail. this act when in motion looks like your plunging your anus. it may also be referred to as "fluffing your garfield."

(bill)I got rejected again tom.

(tom) ah man im sorry to hear that. would you like me to plunge you off?

(bill)no thanks,i'll hit up pang instead.

by tophieCC September 15, 2010