tophiecc's definitions

alley oop

when you stretch your erection in a loop to your asshole. from there you can see how many twinkies you can shove through your alley oop

I had one of those "do it yourself" nights so instead of the average jerk off, i instead went kinky and gave myself an alley oop.

by tophieCC September 15, 2010

Vagina Jelly

when a person, most of the time a girl, has soo much cellulite on their upper legs that when exposed in shorts the cellulite looks like a vagina.

I wonder how many rings she has around her vagina jelly.

That girl is getting pretty chunky,shes starting to sprout vagina jelly.

I'm pretty sure she could fit a phat stack of pennies in her vagina jelly.

Dude have you ever tried to "get sum" of her vagina jelly?

Dude no,its probably like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Her vagina jelly resembles boiling tomato soup.

by tophieCC September 3, 2009

Beanis

Referring to a South American's (beaner) penis.

I was totally stoked when she said she'd suck my beanis.

Oscar,no one wants to see your shriveled beanis.

In my gym class I can always smell my friends beanis.

by tophieCC May 7, 2011

figgy

the aftermath of inserting your penis in a fig newton pussy,your penis is covered in a waxy substance similar to the inside of a fig newton but its mixed with your semen which makes it look like apple butter.

Evan must of had a sweet tooth last night because he woke up with a figgy.

by tophieCC April 21, 2010

coochie lines

the lines starting from your hip bones and they curve in thus forming your breath taking coochie.....in a good or bad way.

Honey please pull your shirt back down cause your coochie lines are showing!

by tophieCC September 26, 2009

acid fart

A hot, smelly gas bubble expelled from the anus thus causing a burning like feel around the anus, sounds wet but sometimes silent and simultaneously causing a disgusting, panic causing, rotten-egg like aroma. Basically when you have the craps and your stomach is bothering you,most of the time those wet sounding smelly farts you squeeze out at that time is an acid fart my friend. Enjoy them.

Dude,I let out the worst acid fart in Debbie's face.

I thought I was going to shart but I just released an acid fart.

by tophieCC January 15, 2009

golden blumpkin

the time during your blumpkin when your done taking the crap so whether or not its still ocuring the person giving it will receive a golden shower......but its mainly in their mouth/on their face.

I heard he gave her a golden blumpkin thats why they broke up.

by tophieCC March 11, 2010