tophiecc's definitions

figgy

the aftermath of inserting your penis in a fig newton pussy,your penis is covered in a waxy substance similar to the inside of a fig newton but its mixed with your semen which makes it look like apple butter.

Evan must of had a sweet tooth last night because he woke up with a figgy.

by tophieCC April 21, 2010

Beanis

Referring to a South American's (beaner) penis.

I was totally stoked when she said she'd suck my beanis.

Oscar,no one wants to see your shriveled beanis.

In my gym class I can always smell my friends beanis.

by tophieCC May 7, 2011

rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

when you tuck your testicles back just like a bulldog or whatever you wana call it but you also stretch your penis back where its supposed to be with your nuts still tucked and the penis is so over stretched its bright red and it resembles rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.

I know its not christmas time but lets just say that rudolph the red-nosed reindeer has been visiting me.

by tophieCC March 11, 2010

coochie lines

the lines starting from your hip bones and they curve in thus forming your breath taking coochie.....in a good or bad way.

Honey please pull your shirt back down cause your coochie lines are showing!

by tophieCC September 26, 2009

acid fart

A hot, smelly gas bubble expelled from the anus thus causing a burning like feel around the anus, sounds wet but sometimes silent and simultaneously causing a disgusting, panic causing, rotten-egg like aroma. Basically when you have the craps and your stomach is bothering you,most of the time those wet sounding smelly farts you squeeze out at that time is an acid fart my friend. Enjoy them.

Dude,I let out the worst acid fart in Debbie's face.

I thought I was going to shart but I just released an acid fart.

by tophieCC January 15, 2009

pure fart

when you hold in so many farts and they DONT go away so when you finally let it out its like 2 minutes long of a long,loud fart but it has absolutely NO SMELL AT ALL becasue its 100 percent air.

After dinner I released a wicked pure fart.



You heard that? Thats all pure my friend.

by tophieCC February 11, 2009

ring of fire

the anus of a young freckled ginger boy or ginger girl who doesnt seem to mind the clutter. and by clutter i mean a big chunk of red butthole hairs. as big as a thing of lettuce yet as red as raw hamburger meat.

Bro did you see paul dress out in the locker room? Ya his ring of fire was showing and it wasnt pretty to be honest it looked like either your uncle calvani got hot sauce on his mustache or he made a smoothie made out of clifford the big red dogs fur and the sauce that drips from your bootyhole while doing madlibs. Ya I wish he would wear underwear because to me it looks like a red husky went down a slip n slide.

by tophieCC April 21, 2010