grocery shopping

slang term for homosexual gingers for having unprotected anal sex with whoever needs to release and beCOME.
Marco got his mom to lactate in my tapioca pudding without me noticing and I ate it so to get back at him I convinced him to go grocery shopping with my gay ginger friend conner. Little did he know that the only thing they picked up from the grocery store was mayonaise,hot dogs,and a rubber chicken. Marco was confused as to why they went to a motel room. Lets just say the next day he woke up and looked like his penis either went for a ride in the rectum of a bloody babboon or his penis crashed into a red ant pile in the rain because his penis was caked in chunky crap and it had more dots on it then a winning grannys bingo card. Looks like hes guna have to go down the hand lotion isle for awile or at least the genital warts isle and feathered penis isle.
by tophieCC April 21, 2010
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dingle bunny

a mix of a dingle berry and a dust bunny, when you have lint stuck to your pubic hairs or butthole hairs in some cases mixed with poop but not all.
Man after gym class I took my whitey tighteys off and found an ass amount of dingle bunnys.
by tophieCC August 31, 2010
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goober

when a man "raw dogs" it in the vagina of a woman and if he doesn't get a load off then he takes it out of the vagina and reinserts it in the rectumj for a second try all while not wearing a condom so when he finally gets the deed done and exits both holes his johnson resembles the inside of a jar of goober
I've been receiving mad goobers since practicing on my dog.
by tophieCC May 03, 2010
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Penis Butter

when you have swamp ass and from under cheese and it mixes together.
In gym class I had so much Penis Butter cooking up,it started to smell and drip.

Dude never smell your Penis Butter, EVER!

Gross,did you hear that John Kirk actually thought Penis Butter was like Apple Butter so he put it on his toast and ate it.
by tophieCC September 03, 2009
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mile high salad

similar to the "mile high club" but instead of sex you just simply get your salad tossed.
Hey baby you wanna go make a mile high salad cause I got a whole lot of ranch for you.
by tophieCC September 26, 2009
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figgy

the aftermath of inserting your penis in a fig newton pussy,your penis is covered in a waxy substance similar to the inside of a fig newton but its mixed with your semen which makes it look like apple butter.
Evan must of had a sweet tooth last night because he woke up with a figgy.
by tophieCC April 21, 2010
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pure fart

when you hold in so many farts and they DONT go away so when you finally let it out its like 2 minutes long of a long,loud fart but it has absolutely NO SMELL AT ALL becasue its 100 percent air.
After dinner I released a wicked pure fart.



You heard that? Thats all pure my friend.
by tophieCC February 11, 2009
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