263 definitions by tony
the act of pulling out your cock and smacking someone in the face with it, leaving the imprint of your mushroom head
by tony May 02, 2004
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Slow-paced pointless movie, yet somehow it is still a great laugh. This movie causes idiot(s) to come to urbandictionary.com and write a 5 paragraph definition of their opinion about how this movie is utterly horribly indescribably super gay. Get a life, if you dont like the movie go watch the little mermaid, and get a life while you are at it.
Person 1: Napoleon Dynamite is the GAYEST movie EVER!
Person 2: You are a fag go watch little mermaid
Person 2: You are a fag go watch little mermaid
by tony April 02, 2005
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(pronounced PUP-PEES), 1. reference to soft, large female breasts, 2.Sex tools that can be played with when choppy lets them out of their material cage.
Did you see those puppies, each one was a double hander.
He was able to slip it in right between her puppies to his delight.
He was able to slip it in right between her puppies to his delight.
by tony March 05, 2004
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A Rap group on the rise from harlem, The Purple City Byrd Gang consists of Shiest Bub, Un Kasa and Agallah also members of the Harlem Diplomats, Cam'Ron, Jim Jones, and Juelz Santana sold over 80,000 mixtapes on the street.
"That's us that Purple City Byrd Gang!"
by tony March 11, 2005
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In the 21st century, two men, generically named Tony and Jack, realised their lives were unlike those whom surrounded them. Tireless efforts to endure through life's many battles, only one name came with no surprise, to describe their such lives.
They are simply, profoundly, whom have no purpose when alive, nor purpose when deceased, the un-cared for, the un-needed nor wanted, the purposelessnessist.
They are simply, profoundly, whom have no purpose when alive, nor purpose when deceased, the un-cared for, the un-needed nor wanted, the purposelessnessist.
by tony January 12, 2005
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