smile like a doughnut

prepare for oral sex.

man:ready to smile like a doughnut?
woman:i don't wanna! what kind of girl do you think i am?

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

tickle pickle

the best hand job you ever had

"wow that was awesome. i feel tickle pickle!"

by tomcon5 April 24, 2010

green tacos

eating a crunchy booger.

my little boy says he only like the crispy ones.
he prefers green tacos!

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

waz crappinin'

a friendly greating. a question to see if anything bad has happend lately.

dude: waz crappinin'?
man:nuttin'. everything's been good.

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

pie chart

when a man/woman makes a list of all the girls he's had sex with

man1:how many girls have you been with?
man2:i don't know.let me consult my pie chart.

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

tummick

the words "tummy" & "stomach" blended together.

lady: "my tummick hurts today!"

by tomcon5 April 24, 2010

khaki-smack

when a high-class jerk tries to disrespect someone.

Tad was talking khaki-smack after he won the tennis match!

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009