Definitions by tomcon5

funktagous 

getting down so funky, it inspires others to get funky with you

dude was so funktagous, i had to get down myself! show him how it's done!

funktagous by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

pie chart 

when a man/woman makes a list of all the girls he's had sex with

man1:how many girls have you been with?
man2:i don't know.let me consult my pie chart.

pie chart by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

waz crappinin' 

a friendly greating. a question to see if anything bad has happend lately.

dude: waz crappinin'?
man:nuttin'. everything's been good.

waz crappinin' by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

floor burrito 

the contence of the dustpan when you sweep up after dinner.

man1:dude, i'm hungry!
man2:sorry bro, all we got left is a floor burrito.

floor burrito by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

inside man

a booger way up in your nose.

man1:Dude!you pickin' a winner?
man2:No. I got an inside man!

inside man by tomcon5 February 25, 2009

slaughter an hour 

to masturbate.

man1:what are you gonna do while your girlfriend is away?
man2:probibly slaughter an hour or two.

slaughter an hour by tomcon5 February 25, 2009

zone out 

sleeping on the job.

boss:hey man wake up!
man:i was NOT sleeping. I just happened to zone out!

zone out by tomcon5 February 25, 2009