tomcon5's definitions

abuse your noodle

masterbate.

man1:while your girlfriend is gone are you gonna abuse your noodle?
man2:YES!

by tomcon5 February 25, 2009

zone out

sleeping on the job.

boss:hey man wake up!
man:i was NOT sleeping. I just happened to zone out!

by tomcon5 February 25, 2009

intoxcsity

the stupitity one shows wen one is intoxicated.
combined words; stupitity & intoxicated

dude showed his intoxcsity after 13 shots of vodka
by showing us he was wearing panties.

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

khaki-smack

when a high-class jerk tries to disrespect someone.

Tad was talking khaki-smack after he won the tennis match!

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

inside man

a booger way up in your nose.

man1:Dude!you pickin' a winner?
man2:No. I got an inside man!

by tomcon5 February 25, 2009

waz crappinin'

a friendly greating. a question to see if anything bad has happend lately.

dude: waz crappinin'?
man:nuttin'. everything's been good.

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

employee of the month

someone who is both a winner & a loser at the same time

look at that employee of the month. what a dork!

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009