tomcon5's definitions

khaki-smack

when a high-class jerk tries to disrespect someone.

Tad was talking khaki-smack after he won the tennis match!

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

relationshit

when your in a relationship that sucks.

i fell in love with her, then she cheated on me with her ex. it turned into a relationshit.

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

employee of the month

someone who is both a winner & a loser at the same time

look at that employee of the month. what a dork!

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

rest your neck!

shut up!

man1:bla,bla,bla....
man2:DUDE! rest your neck!

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

smile like a doughnut

prepare for oral sex.

man:ready to smile like a doughnut?
woman:i don't wanna! what kind of girl do you think i am?

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

milk that chicken

slacking off or making it look like your doing somthing when your not doing anything.

man1:what are you doing?
man2:nothing.
man1:well milk that chicken!

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

P.O.Boxed

getting upset when a man is denied sex.

man1:what's wrong? you seem upset.
man2:i got P.O.Boxed! that bitch!

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009