Definitions by tomcon5

khaki-smack 

when a high-class jerk tries to disrespect someone.

Tad was talking khaki-smack after he won the tennis match!

khaki-smack by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

relationshit

when your in a relationship that sucks.

i fell in love with her, then she cheated on me with her ex. it turned into a relationshit.

relationshit by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

employee of the month 

someone who is both a winner & a loser at the same time

look at that employee of the month. what a dork!

employee of the month by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

rest your neck! 

shut up!

man1:bla,bla,bla....
man2:DUDE! rest your neck!

rest your neck! by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

smile like a doughnut 

prepare for oral sex.

man:ready to smile like a doughnut?
woman:i don't wanna! what kind of girl do you think i am?

smile like a doughnut by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

milk that chicken 

slacking off or making it look like your doing somthing when your not doing anything.

man1:what are you doing?
man2:nothing.
man1:well milk that chicken!

milk that chicken by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

P.O.Boxed 

getting upset when a man is denied sex.

man1:what's wrong? you seem upset.
man2:i got P.O.Boxed! that bitch!

P.O.Boxed by tomcon5 February 26, 2009