bake a cake

sexual intercourse

Lets bake a cake before everyone starts showing up to the party

by tomcon5 March 01, 2009

tickle pickle

the best hand job you ever had

"wow that was awesome. i feel tickle pickle!"

by tomcon5 April 24, 2010

waz crappinin'

a friendly greating. a question to see if anything bad has happend lately.

dude: waz crappinin'?
man:nuttin'. everything's been good.

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

green tacos

eating a crunchy booger.

my little boy says he only like the crispy ones.
he prefers green tacos!

by tomcon5 March 01, 2009

milk that chicken

slacking off or making it look like your doing somthing when your not doing anything.

man1:what are you doing?
man2:nothing.
man1:well milk that chicken!

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

intoxcsity

the stupitity one shows wen one is intoxicated.
combined words; stupitity & intoxicated

dude showed his intoxcsity after 13 shots of vodka
by showing us he was wearing panties.

by tomcon5 March 01, 2009

relationshit

when your in a relationship that sucks.

i fell in love with her, then she cheated on me with her ex. it turned into a relationshit.

by tomcon5 March 01, 2009