Definitions by tomcon5

abuse your noodle

masterbate.

man1:while your girlfriend is gone are you gonna abuse your noodle?
man2:YES!

abuse your noodle by tomcon5 February 25, 2009

shut the F U! 

a cross betwixt "shut the fuck up" & "fuck you".

man#1"hey man, how...."
man#2 "shut the F U!"

shut the F U! by tomcon5 February 19, 2009