tomcon5's definitions

dic-restrict

when you give it to a girl so good, you have to make her wait for more.

man, my girl wants it all the time(cause i'm so good)
i had to put her on dic-restrict!

by tomcon5 March 1, 2009

bake a cake

sexual intercourse

Lets bake a cake before everyone starts showing up to the party

by tomcon5 March 1, 2009

dusty jam

when old people stop in the middle of the isle at the suppermarket causing a people jam.

man1:dude what took you so long?
man2:i got stuck in a dusty jam when some old fogie couldn't decide on a soup.

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

intoxcsity

the stupitity one shows wen one is intoxicated.
combined words; stupitity & intoxicated

dude showed his intoxcsity after 13 shots of vodka
by showing us he was wearing panties.

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

slurcasim

when a drunk tries to be a dick.

dude was full of slurcasim walking home from the bar last night.

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

green tacos

eating a crunchy booger.

my little boy says he only like the crispy ones.
he prefers green tacos!

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

cop jogging

when your walking down the street with nothing on you, & you see a cop and start running just for fun.

last night i was on my way to dudes house when i got bored & started cop jogging. i made it three blocks!

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009