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wizzy

almighty being of the clockcrew. the clocks bow to his creation and the heavens shake with just one word of this magnificent clock
by tom March 31, 2004
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battyholepuncher

A Battyholepuncher is a faggot type male that shoves his erect penis in another males batty willing or not!
Soupeh you Battyholepuncher!! Take your cock out of Ding's Batty!
by Tom January 2, 2005
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Bill O'Reilly

The cunning and charasmatic host of the #1 rated cable news television show in America, "The O'Reilly Factor." Conservatives love him because he uses common sense and basic morals to form his opinions. Liberals hate him for the same reason. He's all around controversial because he actually speaks his mind and doesn't suck up to ANY of his guests.
Bill O'Reilly put that liberal bitch in her place on the show last night.
by Tom April 28, 2005
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soom

A combination of the words 'zoom' and 'soon.' It denotes a period of time in the very near future. This is generally used in reference to periods of time between two and five seconds.
"I'm going to leave soom," remarked Tom as he was walking out the door.
by Tom December 14, 2004
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nirvana

Now-defunct three-piece band formed sometime in the Eighties. Famous hits include 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' and 'Come As You Are'.
by Tom September 13, 2003
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american kiss

Same as a french kiss except its down under so its a blowjob for any of you dumb twits
'Charlotte gave me an american kiss last night'
by Tom January 3, 2005
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silacone

fake brest or inlarged with implants
any women that weighs less than 140 lbs and has ddds may have silacone
by tom December 20, 2003
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