tom's definitions

Shrek

A celebrity sheep!

All the was from Godzone (New Zealand)

The Prime Minister of New Zealand prefers the company of Shrek the Sheep of the Maori (the native people) activists.

Well, who can blame her?

Baaaaaaaaaaa! Maaaaaaaaa!

Ya know, a sheep? (they go maaaa & baaa)

by Tom July 7, 2004

gert lush

The highest form of praise that can be given to anything by a Bristolian.

"Yer, joo see that gawd necklace she wuz werren? Fucken gert lush wunnet?"

by tom December 26, 2004

hoover manuever, the

A specially designed move -101- Hoover performs upon request in #-101

by tom August 28, 2003

farecon

he the head anti white klan they want to bankurbt the gov by pay all decendents of the slaves for thare labore to the tune a cuple mill per slave among other insane propaganda in faver blacks (please note i am not raceist but he taking it a litle to far

farcone and his kronies should meet with kkk and that would take the both of them

by tom November 11, 2003

nutsacular

1. Pertaining to the nutsack
2. Extremely spectacular

Usually used sarcastically
to express disapproval

Econ class was just nutsacular today. That teacher's lisp could not have been more annoying.

by tom April 4, 2005

Flesh Scarf

The act of lubing up loose scrotum skin, wrapping it around an erect penis, and jerking it off using your scrotum.

I was getting bored with Bob monotonously mounting me, so instead I requested a Flesh Scarf, and life has never been better.

by Tom January 10, 2005

sit on it and rotate it

when somone is pissed off at another the may tell them sit on it and rotate it

I told jack to sit on it and rotate it

by tom October 23, 2003