tom's definitions

smoked

v. To make a good move, to make some sort of victory.

"I SMOKE YOU!"

"I think I smell ham. Smoked ham."

by tom February 23, 2003

neener

description for a pet dog, typically a keeshound.

Hey Neener! You're so cute, I love you Neener.

by Tom August 21, 2003

hate

To dislike someone or something intensely.

"I really hate you."

by Tom September 17, 2003

Lactation

The secretion of milk from the mammary glands. A common fetish

Ooh shit, i'm lactating!

by Tom May 2, 2003

poo pusher

a homosexual. To push poo in a males asshole with ones penis.

Mikey's gay...Hes a poo pusher...

by Tom February 18, 2003

distiller

See ghetto fly. Boo-yeah!

Damn, that distiller, hes so ghetto fly!

by Tom September 13, 2004

Coming Thwimming?

a offer, commonly from a closet lesbian, inviting her straight friends to go swimming in the hope that she'll see them naked.

Ow girls, are ew coming thwimming?

by Tom May 2, 2003