tom's definitions

Zaphod Beeblebrox

former galatic president; cool cat who really knows where his towel is

Zaphod Beeblebrox is a knee-biter

by Tom August 1, 2004

gay out

To go out and have an outrageous time.
Use it to refer to any good times that are gay and fun.

"Hey, lets call Christine and Seth and go gay out at the club."

The other day I said to Frank, I said, “Hey, want to go gay out at Magoos?” We gayed out with two pitchers of beer.

by Tom November 11, 2006

AIM Whore

Female addicted to AOL Instant Messenger whereas constantly whoring around flirting with 3 or more men at a time via AIM.

Dat hoe was AIM WHORING herself out all day yesterday!

by Tom January 22, 2004

PURRTIFUL

it means to describe pretty or beautiful girls.

she is so damn purrtiful.

by TOM May 13, 2005

gold

Really cool and useful info in a magazine or book and also really good things you like are "gold"

"This fact is gold!"

by Tom June 8, 2004

Stink

The anus of a male or female human being. Usually used in conjunction with sexual intercourse.

Gary gave her one in the stink.

by Tom December 19, 2004

sidewinders

noun. A pair of female breasts, or nipples, that do not point in the same direction.

"Hey, look at this picture dude, her tits point in different directions"
"Ugh, sidewinders, I hate that shit"

by Tom September 23, 2005