tom's definitions

two beer queer

one who can only drink two beers without ruining their sweater

Rob is a two beer queer after he ralphed all over paul.

by tom March 8, 2003

bike jacking

when someone steels your bike when your on it kind like carjacking but to bike rider

johny got bikejacked near cantral park

by tom November 30, 2003

nodulate

the left over remains of an anal prolapse, dragging along behind you out of your bleeding arse.

"I had to wipe so many times I gave myself a damn nodulate"

by tom December 25, 2004

ramen

The cheapest and most delicious meal on the planet.

Ramen is only 10 cents a package ^.^

by Tom January 4, 2005

haste

To move quickly. To hurry.

I must move with haste.

by Tom March 10, 2003

ford focus

The rich mans FORD. Either bought from familys or youngsters that feel too old.

The only decent Ford ever made in the UK

by Tom March 31, 2004

IHI

"I'd Hit It"

Meaning you would in fact have intercourse with the man/woman in question.

1: Check out this chick's rack!
2: damn! IHI.

by Tom December 31, 2003