tom's definitions

microshaft

microsoft is also the evil empire micro$oft and microsloth

I am proud of microshaft they shaft there customers a little more each day and they are still in bussiness

by tom December 18, 2003

labattz

labattz is bent,a bender,gay,homosexual,aids ridden,

hey labattz u stink of BO and u have caught aids from owlie.

by tom February 23, 2005

two beer queer

one who can only drink two beers without ruining their sweater

Rob is a two beer queer after he ralphed all over paul.

by tom March 8, 2003

snowshoeing

When someone with small feet inserts them in the ass of two people and then “walks” or makes them crawl. It is similar to fisting but far more technical.

Gail went to an S & M party and went snowshoeing with two bears.

by Tom March 24, 2004

cornhusk

racist term for a mexican

"your such a cornhusk"

by Tom November 18, 2003

Cranium

The act of being barbra strieshand golf champion

That cranium be rockin through the suburbs.

by tom April 20, 2003

haste

To move quickly. To hurry.

I must move with haste.

by Tom March 10, 2003