tom's definitions

AIM Whore

Female addicted to AOL Instant Messenger whereas constantly whoring around flirting with 3 or more men at a time via AIM.

Dat hoe was AIM WHORING herself out all day yesterday!

by Tom January 22, 2004

queef fucked

for one to have intercourse to a woman fanny farting.

she queef fucked me.

by tom April 25, 2003

Stink

The anus of a male or female human being. Usually used in conjunction with sexual intercourse.

Gary gave her one in the stink.

by Tom December 19, 2004

PURRTIFUL

it means to describe pretty or beautiful girls.

she is so damn purrtiful.

by TOM May 13, 2005

blaikie

To do a dance with the use of your bottom, otherwise known as your Booty. To shake it in a sexual manner. to shake yo booty

Your mother just did a blaikie right in front of my face after shaking her tic tacs at me.

by Tom January 5, 2005

sheeesh

A word signaling simultaneous frustration & confusion. It's uttered after some event that frustrates & confuses, and you just can't let the moment pass without some kind of comment.

Curly Howard (The Three Stooges) frequently said "Sheeesh!" after something didn't operate the way it was expected to operate, like a telephone. Or when he was slapped by his brother, Moe, for no apparent reason.

by Tom January 12, 2005

Biffa

a person who is a wanker

don't be a biffa

by tom December 13, 2003