tom's definitions

Cruel

Being nasty.

Singin to a blind man, "I can see clearly now the rain has gone."

by Tom February 20, 2003

17

The most random number.

Pick a number. It's not really as good a random number as 17, is it?

by Tom January 1, 2004

honkey tonk

A term often used in country songs that is code for STDs.

You know those songs
where the singer sings.."You can get the girl out of the honkey tonk,
but you can't get the honkey tonk out of the girl?" Do you know what
"honkey tonk" means. It means herpes, baby! That's right! You can't
get the honkey tonk out of the girl because herpes is there for life!!!
Who knew that country songs were so coy!!!

by Tom September 17, 2004

Water Cooler

Holding a guy upside down with his head locked securely between your thighs while sitting down on a couch. Let a fart go and don't release him until he inhales. When he inhales its like air bubbles going up in a water cooler, the smell of the fart going up into his lungs.

With Mike's head locked securely, Jack farted and gave him a water cooler.

by Tom August 26, 2003

AOL

An ISP which people who have no clue about computers get and then think they are the coolest people around. Very few people like AOL. Also a company that likes to spam inboxes and mailboxes with ads and trial cds. Most definitions said below this definition are true.

This "lawyer" is most likely just some lonley person who is obssesed with AOL. You can't sue free speech.

by Tom December 21, 2004

Bamber

broke; bad; stupid; boring; ugly; turnoff; crappy

This party is bamber.

Look at her, that girl is bamber.

The club was so bamber last night.

by Tom June 4, 2004

fwackoom

To destroy with a really impressively cool magic attack.

"Look! I'm fwackooming your king!"

by Tom December 28, 2003