tom's definitions

dong

second sound on the doorbell

Ding, dong; ding, dong

by Tom March 15, 2005

Bill O'Reilly

The cunning and charasmatic host of the #1 rated cable news television show in America, "The O'Reilly Factor." Conservatives love him because he uses common sense and basic morals to form his opinions. Liberals hate him for the same reason. He's all around controversial because he actually speaks his mind and doesn't suck up to ANY of his guests.

Bill O'Reilly put that liberal bitch in her place on the show last night.

by Tom April 28, 2005

chezzuz

This is used instead of "Jesus" in a sentance. It is a mixtured of shock and disgust. It is usually followed with the turning on the persons head.

Tom- "I love you man!"
Chris- "Chezzuz!"

by Tom July 29, 2003

soom

A combination of the words 'zoom' and 'soon.' It denotes a period of time in the very near future. This is generally used in reference to periods of time between two and five seconds.

"I'm going to leave soom," remarked Tom as he was walking out the door.

by Tom December 14, 2004

mardi gras

french for 'fat tuesday', a sort of parade where women flash their boobies and drunken people throw beads at them, etctera.

i got tricked into getting a mamogram by a hobo on mardi gras

by tom March 2, 2004

american kiss

Same as a french kiss except its down under so its a blowjob for any of you dumb twits

'Charlotte gave me an american kiss last night'

by Tom January 3, 2005

fat crakka

Trav Murray

That fat crakka is Tom's brother.

by Tom April 20, 2003