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two beer queer

one who can only drink two beers without ruining their sweater
Rob is a two beer queer after he ralphed all over paul.
by tom March 8, 2003
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bike jacking

when someone steels your bike when your on it kind like carjacking but to bike rider
johny got bikejacked near cantral park
by tom November 30, 2003
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nodulate

the left over remains of an anal prolapse, dragging along behind you out of your bleeding arse.
"I had to wipe so many times I gave myself a damn nodulate"
by tom December 25, 2004
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ramen

The cheapest and most delicious meal on the planet.
Ramen is only 10 cents a package ^.^
by Tom January 4, 2005
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haste

I must move with haste.
by Tom March 10, 2003
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ford focus

The rich mans FORD. Either bought from familys or youngsters that feel too old.
The only decent Ford ever made in the UK
by Tom March 31, 2004
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IHI

"I'd Hit It"

Meaning you would in fact have intercourse with the man/woman in question.
1: Check out this chick's rack!
2: damn! IHI.
by Tom December 31, 2003
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