tomsuck

sucking a guy names toms penis

I tomsucked last night

by Tom June 15, 2004

aneehoo

it means lets get on to the next subject...i dont want to talk about this anymore

"Yeah i know you fucked my girlfriend...But aneehoo what did you do today?

by Tom September 28, 2003

Zaphod Beeblebrox

former galatic president; cool cat who really knows where his towel is

Zaphod Beeblebrox is a knee-biter

by Tom August 02, 2004

Brown Bonnet

The act of defacating on the head of your partner...then proceding to give them a noogie.

Last night when my girlfriend was asleep, I really had to use the bathroom, but I instead gave her the Brown Bonnet.

by Tom January 10, 2005

duzak's pack

mr. duzak's gigantic penis and testicles while inside his pants make duzak's pack.

duzak's pack is so fucking big

by tom February 01, 2005

sour apple

when a girl dosen't cleen her self her pussy may smell verry faul

kate has a sour apple

by tom November 25, 2003

definectimy

when you open somebody up shit in them and sew them up again.

i shall procede in doing a definectimy

by tom November 26, 2003