tom's definitions

Carcer City

A large, abandoned city, overrun with insane 'hunters' competing in blood sport.

Hunters roam the empty streets of Carcer City..

by Tom February 4, 2004

Hammerd

To be extreamly drunk and not feel a thing

Man the only reason i slept with your mother last night was because i was so Hammerd

by Tom February 17, 2004

jack-off

1. Verb. Exercising the art of masturbation
2. Verb. To create an orgasm simulating another sexual partner with the hand or other masturbating aids (e.g. fleshlight, hand, dildo)
3.Noun. An asshole, homo, or otherwise retard who's by calling them a jack-off is saying that they shouldn't have been born and was a waste of sperm which is a jack-off
4.Noun. A waste of sperm produced by the art of masturbation

Tom is a porn addict, therefore he likes to jack-off.

Tom jacks off in public for everyone to view therefore he is a jack-off.

Tom likes to jack-off so much his girlfriend has nothing to do but, jack-off.

by Tom April 12, 2006

Led Zeppelin

The best band ever, fellow teens please understand that rap is destroying the world and your eardrums.Listen to some proper music u losers

Led zeppelin IV is the best album ever

by Tom December 12, 2003

Kling-ons

small poo nuggets that get stuck to the hair of the anus!

What has the starship enterprise and loo roll got in common?
They both fly around uranus searching for kling-ons!

by ToM August 2, 2003

rectumpuncher

A rectum puncher is a man who feels the need to erect his penis and jam it in other mens pooey bums!

OMG Hitme you rectumpuncher!!

by Tom January 5, 2005

stupididly

The utmost in stupidity. Not very sound by nature.

I stupididly left my oven on when I left home last week.

by Tom June 19, 2006