tom's definitions

two beer queer

one who can only drink two beers without ruining their sweater

Rob is a two beer queer after he ralphed all over paul.

by tom March 8, 2003

bike jacking

when someone steels your bike when your on it kind like carjacking but to bike rider

johny got bikejacked near cantral park

by tom November 30, 2003

labattz

labattz is bent,a bender,gay,homosexual,aids ridden,

hey labattz u stink of BO and u have caught aids from owlie.

by tom February 23, 2005

gruad

the delestic spelling for guard.

the gruad of the train

by Tom September 6, 2003

Clash City Rocker

a song by the 70's punk band The Clash. A Clash City Rocker Is A Basically A Rocker who is Obessed With The Clash

look at that clash city rocker hanging out over there

by Tom May 13, 2005

Comcast

1)The Worst damn cable service provider that always breaks down... Worst Ever!

2) When With internet, always crashes and lags.

Comcast is one of the 3 great antichrists

by Tom June 23, 2004

Brown Bonnet

The act of defacating on the head of your partner...then proceding to give them a noogie.

Last night when my girlfriend was asleep, I really had to use the bathroom, but I instead gave her the Brown Bonnet.

by Tom January 9, 2005