tom's definitions

Dilly Whack

To strike an opponent, or unsuspecting victim in the face with one's penis

That bastard stole my money, so I dilly whacked him while he was sleeping.

by Tom December 7, 2004

up hill gardener

Someone who pushes shit against the force of gravity, other definitions include a trouser pilot,cock jock or bum raider.

If God wanted you to push poo uphill he would have given you a wheelbarrow!

by Tom February 27, 2004

dew point

the barometric pressure and humidity around your balls and ass

wow, my dew point is at a 100% down there,
a down right rain forest.

by tom February 17, 2005

GQ

smooth, sleek, suave, sexy, dressed nice, turn da ladies on jus by winkin... EXAMPLE: JAMES BOND.. sorta... u get da idea tho rite?

can b used as a noun or a verb..

mang.. u so damn GQ...

by tom July 20, 2004

Heez

a cigarette

Lets go bust a heez.

by Tom January 29, 2004

coejus

a small flightless bird like creature. known to inhabit alpine regions. utilizes strong taloned feet to grab onto rocks for climbing.
In groups they are known as coejii (ii=long i). They usually travel in packs except during mating season when they become solitary and hump anything that moves. Coejii are deadly hunters.

I was attacked by a pack of deadly coejii

by tom July 20, 2004

Fuckwanked

Drunk.

Fuck + wank + ed

I was absolutely fuckwanked last night.

by Tom April 26, 2004