tom's definitions

minger

a nice person with the face of a bull dogs ass

look at that fuckin minger
that person is really minged out

by tom December 1, 2003

mollz

nuffer word 4 a plug socket

dude i just got electricuted by a bloody mollz

by tom April 2, 2004

religion

A form of insanity, such as schizophrenia.

"Once we can look at religion objectively and impartially, it becomes entirely obvious that religion has all the characteristics of a form of insanity. To one degree or another the religious mind must accept, and believe in, another world; a supernatural or unnatural world, a world filled with all sorts of imaginary beings called gods, devils, angels, saints, demons, etc. These imaginary creatures are talked to, asked for favors, guidance, "signs", or miracles, and then blamed or thanked for natural events that follow. Except for the cloak of religion, such beliefs and actions would otherwise cause an individual to be judged insane, and committed to an institution for treatment." -Emmet F. Fields

by tom September 28, 2004

gossip

Exaggeration or fabrication of a story, regarding somebody other than the tale bearer, in the absence of this person who is being discussed - for the malicious purpouse of demeaning, slandering or tarnisging this person's reputation.

I used to be good friends with this bitch for like 6 years, and when we had a fallout, she went around gossiping all of my personal shit to people behind my back.

by Tom February 28, 2004

bainspiration

A special type of inspiration.

Today's bainspiration is: "Drive past nine, she's fine"

by Tom June 19, 2006

neener

description for a pet dog, typically a keeshound.

Hey Neener! You're so cute, I love you Neener.

by Tom August 21, 2003

hate

To dislike someone or something intensely.

"I really hate you."

by Tom September 17, 2003