pimp without ho's

Doom
See also 'doom'
"omg it's a pimp without ho's"
"hahaha"
by Tom March 27, 2003
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tense

When something is either amazing or something is really bad.
eg1- That party was Tesnse!
eg2- jon:im grounded
steve:ohhh thats tense!
by tom April 08, 2005
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knobulate

to munt about in the kitchen, trying to decide whether you can face a bit of toast and Marmite, after looking in the fridge for the 100th time to see if anything interesting has arrived, at about 8am after you've been up all night getting mashup.
James: "Tom, why are you staring into the Marmite?"

Tom: "I'm knoblulating"
by tom January 17, 2004
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Land Surfing

A wicked sport invented in Atlanta, GA.

It is performed sitting in a lawn chair which rests on top of a skateboard. The rig is then used to roll down steep roads and hills. Land Surfing gives the illusion to be dangerous, but in reality if you possess common sense, it is completely safe and fun.

Usually a beginner will pick relatively easy hills then after a few rounds will be ready to take on much steeper and difficult roads.

Warning: Wear a fucking helmet. You're not cool just because you think you're tough. Smashing into a mailbox without a helmet facilitates your need for stitches.

Rarely known as: "Lawn Surfing"
Tom: Holy shit, I'm extravagantly bored.
Dave: Would you like to go land surfing?
Tom: Most definitely!
by Tom February 19, 2006
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pussy

vagina, where a penis is put in!
Tom stuck his penis in her wet pussy!
by tom May 13, 2005
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banjo player

It is basicly a girl or boy who goies around 'playing' other people of the opposite sex. I.e Going up to them and making them think they like them when actually it is a devilish plot to rule over everyone.
Player: Your looking sexy today Grrr...
Uglyboy 18:Gee thx sexy lady

Later that day....

Uglyboy 18: Wow i think she likes me :P
Uglyboy 28: Nah she likes me you tart.
Clever boy 1: No you fools she is playing you like a banjo, i mean full on band practice.
by Tom July 09, 2004
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