Definitions by tom

mash

To bump into someone without saying exscuse me or sorry.
Or to hit.

"Your just gonna mash on a bitch, huh?"

mash by Tom January 13, 2005

raise up 

A verbal command to tell someone or somebody to get out of your way, or move.

"Raise up dude!" or "Fool, I said raise up!"

raise up by Tom January 13, 2005

sheeesh 

A word signaling simultaneous frustration & confusion. It's uttered after some event that frustrates & confuses, and you just can't let the moment pass without some kind of comment.

Curly Howard (The Three Stooges) frequently said "Sheeesh!" after something didn't operate the way it was expected to operate, like a telephone. Or when he was slapped by his brother, Moe, for no apparent reason.

sheeesh by Tom January 12, 2005

Pouch 

a slang term to describe a hot woman, one you would dream about having sex with. Can be coupled with other words and adverbs.

From the use of pouch as the vagina. as in "i want her pouch"

"dude, that chick is puch"
"she is pouchtastic"
Guy out the window of a car yelling at a woman: "PPPPOOOOOOUUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHH"
"Man this place is PC: Pouch City"

Pouch by Tom January 10, 2005

Flesh Scarf 

The act of lubing up loose scrotum skin, wrapping it around an erect penis, and jerking it off using your scrotum.

I was getting bored with Bob monotonously mounting me, so instead I requested a Flesh Scarf, and life has never been better.

Flesh Scarf by Tom January 10, 2005

mudslide 

A mudslide is when your close friend or grandmother reclines on the floor with plastic wrap over their face and you squeeze off a poop onto the plastic wrap. The poop slides off your grandmothers face just like mud off a hill.

Derrick paid me 20 bucks to give her a mudslide last weekend.

mudslide by Tom January 10, 2005

Brown Bonnet 

The act of defacating on the head of your partner...then proceding to give them a noogie.

Last night when my girlfriend was asleep, I really had to use the bathroom, but I instead gave her the Brown Bonnet.

Brown Bonnet by Tom January 9, 2005