tom's definitions

Wyndorf

1. Excellent / Awesome / Superlative good
2. A person who is any of the above (synonynm: winner)

Background: Dave Wyndorf from Monster Magnet. Clearly excellent & awesome winner.

"Wyndorf!"
"What a Wyndorf."

by tom November 8, 2004

Curtains

A slang term for the female labia majora

Oh, my curtains are dead itchy today

by Tom May 2, 2003

Rockland

Fuck you people! You voted for Bush!

Rockland is a red county.

by Tom January 26, 2005

Coming Thwimming?

a offer, commonly from a closet lesbian, inviting her straight friends to go swimming in the hope that she'll see them naked.

Ow girls, are ew coming thwimming?

by Tom May 2, 2003

shut your north and south

shut your mouth

shut your north and south you fuck head

by tom October 21, 2003

crapabonanza

n. A situation that at first appears fruitful but ends up a bust.

Man, that party ended up being one big crapabonanza!

by Tom July 24, 2004

hate

To dislike someone or something intensely.

"I really hate you."

by Tom September 17, 2003