tom's definitions

government cheese

the nastyist ever made

made by the us goverment for the poor

what is in this sandwich?

reply goverment cheese

by tom April 18, 2004

butterfinger

when a guy cums on his fingers and fingers a chick in her butt.

Drew butterfingered this chick last night.

by tom January 9, 2004

flaps

A goalkeeping faux pas whereby the player between the sticks comes haring out in order to catch the air bourne ball and misses it leaving him red faced and shamed.

If he flaps at that ball one more time then I'll kick his wife in the flaps

by tom December 19, 2003

Hinckle

very angry man, steals 400lbs of poop every night and places it on the moon.

Mr. Hinckle stole my poop last night.

by Tom March 25, 2003

Burban

A common way to refer to a Chevrolet Suburban, a rather large SUV produced by American car manufacturer Chevrolet, owned by General Motors.

"Damn, I didn't know there was a big ditch on this route, I could really do with a Burban right now!"

by Tom September 17, 2003

Lazor

How Strong Bad spells "laser". Also, one of four band names suggested by Strong Bad, along with Bigg Nife, Taranchula, and Limozeen.

"Now I know you were expecting me to pick things like guitars and lazor guns... Aw man! Why didn't I pick guitars and lazor guns?"

by Tom December 31, 2003

it's all relative

It's ok; it's no big deal.
Often used after someone screws up something.

"Yo man, I fucked your sister."
"Nah, it's all relative, she's a slut anyway."

by Tom February 7, 2004