gypdyke

A female who is of gypsy origins, she wears way too much jewellery and sleeps with her brothers and more to the point her sisters, normally seen in small groups, when these groups are upwind of you you get an overpowering smell of unwashed pussy.

"I say Jeeves" said Herman, "what is that fishy smell?". "Must be the blasted Gypdykes back in town Jeeves"
Exclaimed Herman

by Tom November 28, 2004

krakadaka

A word used when you are too tired to go to the pub and you have too much work to do.
Saves so much time!

"Do you want to come to the pub tonight?"
"Karkadaka"

by Tom April 20, 2005

Fuck Jesus

An exclamation indicating displeasure or surprise. See also God Damn it, God Damn Motherfucking Shitty Fucking Shit Fuckers, Jesus Tapdancing Christ, Fucking A, Holy Jesus on a Stick, etc.

Fuck Jesus, she's got a fat ass!

by Tom December 16, 2004

sticky keys

when your keybord gets old you may have lot of typeos this can also be caused by male porn surfing

the end result may look like this bk insted of book or booooook

I have a hand me down keybord with alot of sticky keys

by tom December 20, 2003

EAUTIFUL

Can mean virtually anything you want it to, it is open to personal interpretation and context wherever you use it.

example 1: Brian stop eautifuling alister (eautiful meaninf fuck)

by tom June 19, 2004

retard

1. A person with a mental deficiency
2. An offensive term used to refer to someone acting in an irritating or generally stupid way.

by Tom September 17, 2003

greenland

Named after the founding of Greenland:
"He called the country, which he had discovered, Greenland, because, he said, people would be attracted thither if the country had a good name"

ie.
"The art of naming an event favourably to attract lots of people, when in actuality the event is nothing as it seems"

Man, Jimmy said it'd be good but the party is fucking Greenland!

by Tom May 13, 2005