tom's definitions

Brown Bonnet

The act of defacating on the head of your partner...then proceding to give them a noogie.

Last night when my girlfriend was asleep, I really had to use the bathroom, but I instead gave her the Brown Bonnet.

by Tom January 9, 2005

Blaster

a reely nasty computer virus it wiil cause your computer to reboot every 30 secends and spread it self to other computers on the web

note it is all but gone now but it will be history bookss

blaster will infect a xp nt 200 or 2003

by tom November 23, 2003

haste

To move quickly. To hurry.

I must move with haste.

by Tom March 10, 2003

ford focus

The rich mans FORD. Either bought from familys or youngsters that feel too old.

The only decent Ford ever made in the UK

by Tom March 31, 2004

trouble

Misfortune, strife, problems, and a girl called Karyn. All that happens when Karyn is present.

1. The vector, Karyn, hosted a nasty cold virus and shared it with all her friends.
2. Although peril and menace follow close behind her, you can’t help but be fond of a Karyn.

by Tom September 14, 2004

times

The years we are living in.

A computer in most homes is a definate sign of the times.

by Tom October 15, 2003

microshaft

microsoft is also the evil empire micro$oft and microsloth

I am proud of microshaft they shaft there customers a little more each day and they are still in bussiness

by tom December 18, 2003