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Baltimore

I have lived in Baltimore all of my life. There is absolutely nothing good about this city. 50% of its residents are below the poverty line. These same people are uneducated to the extreme and proud of it. It is these people who claim to be "da best".

In fact there is no way that this city can compete with other functioning cities. There is no way that this city is going to survive the rise of Europe and the rise of Asia.
This is a dangerous city. If you walk from one end of this city to the other, you are guaranteed to get robbed, beaten, or killed. That is not a joke.

Breeding grounds for HIV, herpes, syphillis, gonorhea, etc.

There are about 300 murders a year. The city will not get over its racial divisions. Unemployment is high. Drug addiction is a severe problem. The high African American population and the white response to them, sad to say, is one of the major causes of the city's decline.
Oh, so you are from Baltimore.
I went there last month and got my wallet stolen.
by TOM February 26, 2005
mugGet the Baltimoremug.

politicize

A word to refer to a social issue that already has a public interest element, thus, is already political in character, but is used to give a negative implication to someone else wanting to examine the interests at stake.
We shouldn't allow the opposition to politicize this issue.
by Tom September 8, 2004
mugGet the politicizemug.

poop finger

can be a practical joke in which one jams his finger into an unsuspecting victim and runs away, shouting the term
poor johnny got a deep poop finger by the huge senior
by tom November 14, 2003
mugGet the poop fingermug.

griff

no definition required, will be dead in the next couple of weeks due to drug overdose
by tom March 8, 2003
mugGet the griffmug.

gaint

loss of blood to the brain due to overly large erection.
i get gaint all the frikin' time
by tom November 25, 2003
mugGet the gaintmug.

aneehoo

it means lets get on to the next subject...i dont want to talk about this anymore
"Yeah i know you fucked my girlfriend...But aneehoo what did you do today?
by Tom September 28, 2003
mugGet the aneehoomug.

Rockland

Fuck you people! You voted for Bush!
Rockland is a red county.
by Tom January 26, 2005
mugGet the Rocklandmug.

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