tom's definitions

urwin

A tall and incredibly handsome teenager, with an uncanny ability for both playing the guitar and pimping hoes.

Jeez have you seen Jackie over there with that right "urwin"

by TOM August 1, 2004

Meat Thermometer

To thrust one's penis into the female/male funny stinky spot

"Tim gave Lauth the Meat Thermometer all night long."

by Tom March 5, 2004

Devil Box

Slang for cell phone.

"Its tough to write e-mail on this devil box, I'll tell ya more later"

by Tom May 27, 2004

handbrake turn

while driving, pulling up on the handbrake while simultaneously turning the steering wheel, thus enabling the rear of the car to be carried through the turn as the rear wheels lock. as the handbrake turn is being executed, a ridiculous screeching sound is heard from the back tires.

Me: handbrake turn
Ben: YES!
Car: <screeeeeeeeeeeeeech>
Both: That was fuckin' awesome.

by Tom April 18, 2004

pimp without ho's

Doom
See also 'doom'

"omg it's a pimp without ho's"
"hahaha"

by Tom March 27, 2003

The Show

A part game show, part talk show, hosted by Homestar Runner.

BUZZ! "Oh, I'm sowwy. The cowwect answew... was 'e-mail'."

by Tom December 18, 2003

preps

The wealthy class of teens often cruelly capitalizes on their superior access to money and social power which builds animosity within the less privileged classes. The wealthy class develop among themselves a system of dress and demeanor that is very much akin to their fraternity and sorority counterpart which eventually matures into the business and country club community of adults. Preppiness, in such a way, is really the earliest exhibition of the wealthy attempting to subvert and dominate the poor that the average American experiences while growing up.

Dirt poor bastard wearing clothes from Salvation Army: "Dude, that guy's wearing a pink sweater and looks like a cocky prick."

Principal: "Now that's no way to talk about your fellow classmates. Zack Morris is one of the wealthiest students at this school... although he is known for his hillarious shinanigans."

Dirt poor bastard wearing clothes from Salvation Army: "Look, he's got that smaller poorer kid in a headlock."

Principal: "Oh I'm sure that kid deserves it, but you can see me in detention for using the curse word, 'prick'."

by Tom March 30, 2005