tom's definitions

glop

Verb. Onomatopoeic word for masturbate.
Noun. Semen.

There was nothing Pete liked better in the morning than a good hard glop.

by tom August 4, 2003

Brown Bonnet

The act of defacating on the head of your partner...then proceding to give them a noogie.

Last night when my girlfriend was asleep, I really had to use the bathroom, but I instead gave her the Brown Bonnet.

by Tom January 9, 2005

Blaster

a reely nasty computer virus it wiil cause your computer to reboot every 30 secends and spread it self to other computers on the web

note it is all but gone now but it will be history bookss

blaster will infect a xp nt 200 or 2003

by tom November 23, 2003

Hot Beef Injection

To engage in sexual intercorse with someone. wether it be male or female.

"Tom gave Linda one mean taste of the Hot Beef Injection."

by Tom March 5, 2004

Comcast

1)The Worst damn cable service provider that always breaks down... Worst Ever!

2) When With internet, always crashes and lags.

Comcast is one of the 3 great antichrists

by Tom June 23, 2004

smoothie

1. Female genitalia in an uncorrupted state, i.e. no loosy goosy and no discoloration, and usually shaved cleanly.
2. A girl who has a smoothie.

1. Man look at this pussy, there's no roast beef, it's a smoothie!
2. Man, that girl is definitely a smoothie!

by tom April 25, 2004

Queens

Queens is a university in Canada that is widely populated by the richest and snobbiest people. Since the background of many people is a richer one, there are many cocky and generally elitist people attending.

Hey, did you hear about Gerrardo? He just graduated from Queens!

Yeah man, he just delivered this pizza.

by Tom September 28, 2004