tom's definitions

cakey van

419 or 439 unit, Motor Luggage Van and Gatwick Luggage van respectivly. A coloquial word used by Stewarts Lane depot shunters and the former train engineer of the VSOE. Used to carry cakes to the Stewarts Lane mess room

"Send down the Cakey Van"

by tom September 19, 2003

stupor

i) A trance-like state induced by excessive alcohol consumption.

ii) Retard way to describe someone who stoops a lot.

"Goddamn, I'm gonna divorce my stupid ass husband, he got himself into another drunken stupor last night".

GUY 1: Well, Bush stooped to a new low last night. They found him in bed with that Blair wanker.
GUY 2: Yeah, he's the stupor.
GUY 1: .....Yes, yes he is.

by Tom December 14, 2004

beey

Meaningless word. Sort of means "stuff"

A noun, verb, adjective. Anything you like

"Good beey" means "good"

by tom February 17, 2004

mcfuck

When u dont give a fuck anymore but with more feeling

"how may i help u sir (i get paid $4 an hour 2 put up with ur mcshit now take a mcfucking burger and mcfuck off)"

by Tom August 22, 2004

caz

Very appealing woman that describes herself as an enigma cagey and thus does your head nut in.

Oh go on Caz

by Tom February 12, 2004

Manigma

cool, weird animation stuff

manigma animation

by tom June 4, 2003

meep

a barely peceptible sheen on the surface of a stringy substance in the light of dusk.

The word is used when describing edible trash removed from a dumpster for the purpose of dining.
"People have this perception that it's gross or dirty, but as long as you can see the meep, you won't get sick. It's a real feast".

by Tom June 17, 2006