tom's definitions

Happiness

It's unobtainable to whats the point defining it

Oh mother, I've attained happiness! Oh wait, i'm on acid..

by Tom May 2, 2003

Sabasty

A person who looks or sounds like Guy Sebastion.

That guy is very sabasty like....

by Tom January 6, 2005

diaryland

diaryland.com, which houses free online blogs and diaries.

i keep track of my shit on diaryland.

by tom March 1, 2004

Score!

An enthusiastic word followed by a meager attempt to converse with an uninterested potential mate.

Mark: How are you doing today mam?
Mam: "Shut up and do your job!"
Mark: SCORE!

by Tom March 19, 2003

don

The leader of a gang, particularly in Mafia terms.

"I eat bananas with cherry sauce."

by Tom December 24, 2003

Peanut Butter Jelly

The mating call of dancing banana's.

Peanut Butter JELLEH!

by Tom November 30, 2003

babys momma

The mother of your illegitimate child. Often the result of a short-term relationship or a one-night-stand, therefore she is not refered to as "ex-girlfriend."

by Tom August 17, 2003