ford focus

The rich mans FORD. Either bought from familys or youngsters that feel too old.
The only decent Ford ever made in the UK
by Tom March 31, 2004
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round file

to thow out a ducument is put it in the round file

file a collection of ducuments

round file the useles ducuments in the trash can
what did you do with the bill

I put in the round file
by tom December 08, 2004
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sticky keys

when your keybord gets old you may have lot of typeos this can also be caused by male porn surfing

the end result may look like this bk insted of book or booooook
I have a hand me down keybord with alot of sticky keys
by tom December 21, 2003
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mardi gras

french for 'fat tuesday', a sort of parade where women flash their boobies and drunken people throw beads at them, etctera.
i got tricked into getting a mamogram by a hobo on mardi gras
by tom March 03, 2004
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Tuppence

Gwenny, don't forget to wipe your tuppence!
by Tom May 02, 2003
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titty bitch

the word "nipple" and "female dog" combined.
by tom December 23, 2003
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wax that ass

by tom March 12, 2004
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