tom's definitions
Untouched for at least 500 years, Brugge (that's how they spell it) is the closest you will ever get to time travel!
If you want to make a woman happy, take her to Brugge!
I went to Brugge on the recommendation of my friends mother so, I didn't think I would like it too much. I was wrong!
I went on a day trip from Paris thinking it would be something I could see in a few hours and not throw off my schedule. I was there for about 5 hours. That was enough to make me change the rest of my plans so I could go back and spend 2 days.
I am not saying you can't see everything you would want to in a few hours but it is the only place where you can feel what it was like 500 years ago.
No ones words will ever do it justice so I won't bother trying. All I will say is, it is the city you will never want to leave. Paris, Berlin, Amsterdam, none of these can compare with Brugge. The people are friendly, the food is good and cheap, the hotels are inexpensive, and the history runs deeper than any other city. Brugges was not bombed in either of the world wars, it is what it was: beautiful!
If you want to make a woman happy, take her to Brugge!
I went to Brugge on the recommendation of my friends mother so, I didn't think I would like it too much. I was wrong!
I went on a day trip from Paris thinking it would be something I could see in a few hours and not throw off my schedule. I was there for about 5 hours. That was enough to make me change the rest of my plans so I could go back and spend 2 days.
I am not saying you can't see everything you would want to in a few hours but it is the only place where you can feel what it was like 500 years ago.
No ones words will ever do it justice so I won't bother trying. All I will say is, it is the city you will never want to leave. Paris, Berlin, Amsterdam, none of these can compare with Brugge. The people are friendly, the food is good and cheap, the hotels are inexpensive, and the history runs deeper than any other city. Brugges was not bombed in either of the world wars, it is what it was: beautiful!
by Tom September 28, 2004
Get the Brugesmug. by Tom December 18, 2003
Get the The Showmug. by Tom September 17, 2003
Get the Chevymug. The event where the female genitals go into a state of heightened arousal and excrete a spongy white fluid that seeps from the clitoris and onto the vacant space or ‘chin rest’ below. In the event of extreme arousal the clitoris may go into a temporary spasm, thus causing (female) ‘Sticky White Love Piss’ to spurt forward and beyond. Thus causing the arrival of odd shaped snail trails.
by Tom January 21, 2004
Get the Clitoral Dischargemug. 
1.(n) a derogatory term of affection used to address a friend or acquaintance who you think is being silly.
Cassandra started to mumble frequently so she was given a Red Swingline stapler and put her in the room with the rest of the company dorks.
Being a dork is a qualification for the tri-delta sorority.
Being a dork is a qualification for the tri-delta sorority.
by Tom March 4, 2004
Get the dorkmug. by tom November 11, 2003
Get the meth labmug.