tom's definitions

Horrorwood

Sick guy

I think i'll go talk to horrorwood he is one cool guy

by Tom May 31, 2004

muffin

Can be used after swear words to make them less severe. The seriousness of the explietive and the sheer niceness of the word "muffin" cancel each other out, and the recipient of the full phrase will know that the explietive is not being used entirely seriously.

You just ate the last ice cream, you complete and utter cuntmuffin!

by Tom May 1, 2005

Undersatd

Undersatd is a REAL word, it is not made up like ur or u

To grasp or comprehend the meaning intended or expressed by (another): They have trouble with English, but I can undersatd them.

"I cant undersatd what your saying use real words"

by Tom March 10, 2005

impruida

Music that is usually freely improvised, but sometimes exhibits very loose, mainly conceptual, structure.

I was just downtown and I heard some astounding impruida!

by Tom July 3, 2003

crispin

something that is very good (Jonathan Ross)

yeah dude that's crispin!

by tom March 29, 2005

Sausage

Describes an attractive woman to male friends when the said woman is in close vicinity

The young lady was completely unaware that the group of boys were admiring her good looks when they all started talking about "sausage"

by tom March 11, 2004

Asquith Boys

A dodgy, underfunded high school in an area so far north of civilised Sydney there really should be cattle grazing there.
Also has undoubtably the worst team in the senior Indoor Soccer Comp.

Man, Asquith boys are so shit at Indoor. I can't believe I actually kept a clean sheet against them.

by Tom December 16, 2004