tom's definitions

battyholepuncher

A Battyholepuncher is a faggot type male that shoves his erect penis in another males batty willing or not!

Soupeh you Battyholepuncher!! Take your cock out of Ding's Batty!

by Tom January 2, 2005

dong

second sound on the doorbell

Ding, dong; ding, dong

by Tom March 15, 2005

chezzuz

This is used instead of "Jesus" in a sentance. It is a mixtured of shock and disgust. It is usually followed with the turning on the persons head.

Tom- "I love you man!"
Chris- "Chezzuz!"

by Tom July 29, 2003

leicester

I live in leicester and it ain't that bad. Many ehtnic minorites and lots of samalian imo's coming here but who cares. As long as i earn money and i'm happy i couldn't give a f**k who living in my home city.

they have a lame football team

by Tom June 1, 2004

Pull an office space

When a person quickly switches jobs, from a corporate environment to a construction-related job.

Chris pulled an office space when he became a contractor.

by Tom June 17, 2003

porn

The cure to a single person(s) depression

Oh thank you God for the porn on the internet

by tom September 19, 2004

splongie

it means it is dodgey

a chinese toy

by tom December 16, 2003