tom's definitions

bike jacking

when someone steels your bike when your on it kind like carjacking but to bike rider

johny got bikejacked near cantral park

by tom November 30, 2003

IHI

"I'd Hit It"

Meaning you would in fact have intercourse with the man/woman in question.

1: Check out this chick's rack!
2: damn! IHI.

by Tom December 31, 2003

two beer queer

one who can only drink two beers without ruining their sweater

Rob is a two beer queer after he ralphed all over paul.

by tom March 8, 2003

ford focus

The rich mans FORD. Either bought from familys or youngsters that feel too old.

The only decent Ford ever made in the UK

by Tom March 31, 2004

Videlectrix

A video game company (motto: We use computers... to make video games!) that created such great games as Shploitz!, Trogdor, Pigs on Head, Awexome Cross, Kid Speedy, and QWERTY.

Visit their website at www.videlectrix.com

by Tom February 5, 2004

Cranium

The act of being barbra strieshand golf champion

That cranium be rockin through the suburbs.

by tom April 20, 2003

metuchen

A pissant, white, upper-middle class, central-Jersey town that is the donut hole of Edison and somehow has both an exit from the turnpike and the parkway AND a nearby amtrak stop.

Metuchen? Oh yea, I passed your exit on the parkway once.

by tom January 12, 2004