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gert lush

The highest form of praise that can be given to anything by a Bristolian.
"Yer, joo see that gawd necklace she wuz werren? Fucken gert lush wunnet?"
by tom December 26, 2004
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sheeesh

A word signaling simultaneous frustration & confusion. It's uttered after some event that frustrates & confuses, and you just can't let the moment pass without some kind of comment.
Curly Howard (The Three Stooges) frequently said "Sheeesh!" after something didn't operate the way it was expected to operate, like a telephone. Or when he was slapped by his brother, Moe, for no apparent reason.
by Tom January 12, 2005
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Flesh Scarf

The act of lubing up loose scrotum skin, wrapping it around an erect penis, and jerking it off using your scrotum.
I was getting bored with Bob monotonously mounting me, so instead I requested a Flesh Scarf, and life has never been better.
by Tom January 10, 2005
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farecon

he the head anti white klan they want to bankurbt the gov by pay all decendents of the slaves for thare labore to the tune a cuple mill per slave among other insane propaganda in faver blacks (please note i am not raceist but he taking it a litle to far
farcone and his kronies should meet with kkk and that would take the both of them
by tom November 11, 2003
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unholy

when somthing is so faul smelling looking or sounding that you kneel prey for it stop or go away it is unholy
john took a unoly dumb and forgot to flush
by tom November 11, 2003
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Bukakkalypse

The end of the world by bukkake.

Some believe that at some point in the future, God's will be revealed to a certain privileged few. A giant ejaculation will be released upon the unpriviliged masses and they will drown in a flood of semen, their sins being washed away by God's man-love.
Rejoice over her, thou heaven, and ye holy apostles and prophets; for God hath avenged you on her. Behold the bukakkalypse.

Revelation 18:20
by Tom December 21, 2007
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Gilbo

A rude boy with very bad taste in clothes and music.
Yooooooooooooooh Gilbatron you rude boy
by Tom January 5, 2005
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