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The wealthy class of teens often cruelly capitalizes on their superior access to money and social power which builds animosity within the less privileged classes. The wealthy class develop among themselves a system of dress and demeanor that is very much akin to their fraternity and sorority counterpart which eventually matures into the business and country club community of adults. Preppiness, in such a way, is really the earliest exhibition of the wealthy attempting to subvert and dominate the poor that the average American experiences while growing up.
Dirt poor bastard wearing clothes from Salvation Army: "Dude, that guy's wearing a pink sweater and looks like a cocky prick."

Principal: "Now that's no way to talk about your fellow classmates. Zack Morris is one of the wealthiest students at this school... although he is known for his hillarious shinanigans."

Dirt poor bastard wearing clothes from Salvation Army: "Look, he's got that smaller poorer kid in a headlock."

Principal: "Oh I'm sure that kid deserves it, but you can see me in detention for using the curse word, 'prick'."
preps by Tom March 30, 2005
something that is very good (Jonathan Ross)
yeah dude that's crispin!
crispin by tom March 29, 2005

Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles 

This combo also includes portions of the houdini, Houdini, The - the part when you pull out and spit on her back. In response, she believes you're done and turns around. Then, BAM, spunk in her face and yell, "HOUDINI" because you tricked her, or in this case continue with the Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles.

muselive 

Originated from some poor soul's obsession with the band, Muse. To go "muselive" means to "go into insomnia, develop a nervous twitch and obsess about aqua dildos"
Heh, that Britney, she's gone muselive, like.
muselive by Tom March 28, 2005
Multiple Choice, used specifically for tests
Kids, we're having a MC today!
MC by Tom March 23, 2005

lizard wrangler 

The Lizard Wrangler is the nickname for mozilla foundation head, Mitchell Baker.
On the other end is Mitchell Baker, the chief Lizard Wrangler for the Mozilla Foundation.
lizard wrangler by Tom March 23, 2005

the notebook 

oh damn i have to watch the notebook with the friday night crew but then we get to watch childs play
the notebook by Tom March 21, 2005