tom's definitions

minger

a nice person with the face of a bull dogs ass

look at that fuckin minger
that person is really minged out

by tom December 1, 2003

Impossible

Something that cannot be done.

Trying to nail a load of diarrhoea to the celing. Now that's impossible!

by Tom February 20, 2003

Quebecois

- A French-Canadian
- A native of Quebec
- A dialect of French language spoken in Quebec

Jean Chretien is Quebecois

by Tom September 19, 2004

MC

Multiple Choice, used specifically for tests

Kids, we're having a MC today!

by Tom March 23, 2005

suits

members of the fbi irs cia or any other 3 leter goverment angencey that ware suits instead of uniforms

the suits are on to me

by tom November 24, 2003

mollz

nuffer word 4 a plug socket

dude i just got electricuted by a bloody mollz

by tom April 2, 2004

Clitoral Discharge

The event where the female genitals go into a state of heightened arousal and excrete a spongy white fluid that seeps from the clitoris and onto the vacant space or ‘chin rest’ below. In the event of extreme arousal the clitoris may go into a temporary spasm, thus causing (female) ‘Sticky White Love Piss’ to spurt forward and beyond. Thus causing the arrival of odd shaped snail trails.

Splat - followed by yuck or carry on munching

by Tom January 21, 2004