tom's definitions

cow pat

A really sloppy cow shit that hits the floor, spreads out like a pancake and then sets so hard you can play frisbe with it.

by ToM March 10, 2003

minger

a nice person with the face of a bull dogs ass

look at that fuckin minger
that person is really minged out

by tom December 1, 2003

bainspiration

A special type of inspiration.

Today's bainspiration is: "Drive past nine, she's fine"

by Tom June 19, 2006

chuckalicious

A term used when a person named Chuck decides to get nekked.

Chuck is simply, chuckalicious!

by Tom March 17, 2003

beey

Meaningless word. Sort of means "stuff"

A noun, verb, adjective. Anything you like

"Good beey" means "good"

by tom February 17, 2004

Impossible

Something that cannot be done.

Trying to nail a load of diarrhoea to the celing. Now that's impossible!

by Tom February 20, 2003

religion

A form of insanity, such as schizophrenia.

"Once we can look at religion objectively and impartially, it becomes entirely obvious that religion has all the characteristics of a form of insanity. To one degree or another the religious mind must accept, and believe in, another world; a supernatural or unnatural world, a world filled with all sorts of imaginary beings called gods, devils, angels, saints, demons, etc. These imaginary creatures are talked to, asked for favors, guidance, "signs", or miracles, and then blamed or thanked for natural events that follow. Except for the cloak of religion, such beliefs and actions would otherwise cause an individual to be judged insane, and committed to an institution for treatment." -Emmet F. Fields

by tom September 28, 2004