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1. Female genitalia in an uncorrupted state, i.e. no loosy goosy and no discoloration, and usually shaved cleanly.
2. A girl who has a smoothie.
2. A girl who has a smoothie.
1. Man look at this pussy, there's no roast beef, it's a smoothie!
2. Man, that girl is definitely a smoothie!
2. Man, that girl is definitely a smoothie!
by tom April 25, 2004
Get the smoothie mug.to munt about in the kitchen, trying to decide whether you can face a bit of toast and Marmite, after looking in the fridge for the 100th time to see if anything interesting has arrived, at about 8am after you've been up all night getting mashup.
by tom January 17, 2004
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Get the hij mug.Untouched for at least 500 years, Brugge (that's how they spell it) is the closest you will ever get to time travel!
If you want to make a woman happy, take her to Brugge!
I went to Brugge on the recommendation of my friends mother so, I didn't think I would like it too much. I was wrong!
I went on a day trip from Paris thinking it would be something I could see in a few hours and not throw off my schedule. I was there for about 5 hours. That was enough to make me change the rest of my plans so I could go back and spend 2 days.
I am not saying you can't see everything you would want to in a few hours but it is the only place where you can feel what it was like 500 years ago.
No ones words will ever do it justice so I won't bother trying. All I will say is, it is the city you will never want to leave. Paris, Berlin, Amsterdam, none of these can compare with Brugge. The people are friendly, the food is good and cheap, the hotels are inexpensive, and the history runs deeper than any other city. Brugges was not bombed in either of the world wars, it is what it was: beautiful!
If you want to make a woman happy, take her to Brugge!
I went to Brugge on the recommendation of my friends mother so, I didn't think I would like it too much. I was wrong!
I went on a day trip from Paris thinking it would be something I could see in a few hours and not throw off my schedule. I was there for about 5 hours. That was enough to make me change the rest of my plans so I could go back and spend 2 days.
I am not saying you can't see everything you would want to in a few hours but it is the only place where you can feel what it was like 500 years ago.
No ones words will ever do it justice so I won't bother trying. All I will say is, it is the city you will never want to leave. Paris, Berlin, Amsterdam, none of these can compare with Brugge. The people are friendly, the food is good and cheap, the hotels are inexpensive, and the history runs deeper than any other city. Brugges was not bombed in either of the world wars, it is what it was: beautiful!
by Tom September 28, 2004
Get the Bruges mug.It is basicly a girl or boy who goies around 'playing' other people of the opposite sex. I.e Going up to them and making them think they like them when actually it is a devilish plot to rule over everyone.
Player: Your looking sexy today Grrr...
Uglyboy 18:Gee thx sexy lady
Later that day....
Uglyboy 18: Wow i think she likes me :P
Uglyboy 28: Nah she likes me you tart.
Clever boy 1: No you fools she is playing you like a banjo, i mean full on band practice.
Uglyboy 18:Gee thx sexy lady
Later that day....
Uglyboy 18: Wow i think she likes me :P
Uglyboy 28: Nah she likes me you tart.
Clever boy 1: No you fools she is playing you like a banjo, i mean full on band practice.
by Tom July 9, 2004
Get the banjo player mug.The mating call of dancing banana's.
by Tom November 30, 2003
Get the Peanut Butter Jelly mug.The mother of your illegitimate child. Often the result of a short-term relationship or a one-night-stand, therefore she is not refered to as "ex-girlfriend."
by Tom August 17, 2003
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