tom's definitions

crumpy

a spasm-ing pisshead

haha diggory's got crumpy

by tom April 19, 2003

skankawhorus ex

1) an abnormally tall skank whore that is cool with all the guys because she fucks them in the ass. i mean, they get to fuck HER in the ass. excuse me.

2) a slutty dinosaur that is your ex-girlfriend

I'm gonna fuck that skankawhorus ex right in the ass.

by tom March 19, 2003

PURRTIFUL

it means to describe pretty or beautiful girls

she is so damn purrtiful

by TOM May 13, 2005

Heez

a cigarette

Lets go bust a heez.

by Tom January 29, 2004

religion

an idea somebody accepts despite all evidence to the contrary.

Life is worth living.

by Tom March 10, 2005

heaven

The place one travels to after smoking pot.

"Man, Ima get me some pot and go to heaven tonight"

by Tom October 9, 2005

Bush

the surname of a really fucked up american family. (Dad, sons, cousind, etc)
see also cunt

George W(ished he was a) Cunt

by tom December 4, 2003