tom's definitions

Undersatd

Undersatd is a REAL word, it is not made up like ur or u

To grasp or comprehend the meaning intended or expressed by (another): They have trouble with English, but I can undersatd them.

"I cant undersatd what your saying use real words"

by Tom March 10, 2005

Sausage

Describes an attractive woman to male friends when the said woman is in close vicinity

The young lady was completely unaware that the group of boys were admiring her good looks when they all started talking about "sausage"

by tom March 11, 2004

nutsacular

1. Pertaining to the nutsack
2. Extremely spectacular

Usually used sarcastically to express disapproval

How Econ class?
-Nutsacular! My teacher has got a terrible lisp, and he kept on taking sips from some bottle of juice but that only made it worse.

by tom April 4, 2005

cow pat

A really sloppy cow shit that hits the floor, spreads out like a pancake and then sets so hard you can play frisbe with it.

by ToM March 10, 2003

glop

Verb. Onomatopoeic word for masturbate.
Noun. Semen.

There was nothing Pete liked better in the morning than a good hard glop.

by tom August 4, 2003

smoothie

1. Female genitalia in an uncorrupted state, i.e. no loosy goosy and no discoloration, and usually shaved cleanly.
2. A girl who has a smoothie.

1. Man look at this pussy, there's no roast beef, it's a smoothie!
2. Man, that girl is definitely a smoothie!

by tom April 25, 2004

I love the 80's

The music rocked in the 80's, at least hip-hop wasn't commercial and we had a conservative goverment.

Duran duran
Maggie thatcher

by Tom December 2, 2003