Definitions by toilet struggler

legal crime

Something that feels illegal but isn't. Examples include:

-Staying up too late
-Drinking water from a glass cup outdoors
-Masturbation
-Shitting in public bathrooms

"Yo i just shat in a public bathroom"
"Dude you just committed a legal crime!"

legal crime by toilet struggler January 28, 2023

faggot alert 

Used to tell everybody in the vicinity that a faggot/fag/fageteer/ has arrived

Hey guy-

FAGGOT ALERT GET OUT OF HEAR YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT

faggot alert by toilet struggler October 18, 2021

floor hickey 

when you trip and days later it forms a round purple bump that hurts sometimes

ah damn it fuck my asshole i got a floor hickey it hurts so badly

floor hickey by toilet struggler October 2, 2021

his face 

it was on a t shirt he told.me h e was afraid to dye hahahahahah

his face wsa on tshirr haha

his face by toilet struggler September 24, 2021

retarded retard 

huge cock

retarded retardedly retardery retards

retarded retard by toilet struggler September 15, 2021

Astrology

dumbassery, idiotery, stupidism

"oops just killed 557 people it's because I'm a saggy tits Darius"

"shut the hell up astrology is bull crap"

Astrology by toilet struggler September 11, 2021

dawgsta 

the state of begin a dawg and a gangsta both at the same time

what's up dawgsta

dawgsta by toilet struggler September 7, 2021