88 definitions by todd
by todd February 4, 2005
The job of the less intoxicated of the group to filter out obvious mistakes in judgement concerning the the suitibility of a possible candidate for sex caused by beer goggles.
Hey, dude, aren't you on quality control? Well, do you see the cow that home-boy's about to score? Get to work.
by todd December 10, 2003
getting your dick hard as a rock and then taking the toilet seat and slamming it onto your dick until the head pops off.
"ugh dude did you hear Andrew gave himself a louisiana jack hammer?!"
"yeah hes gonna be feeling that for a long time."
"yeah hes gonna be feeling that for a long time."
by todd January 16, 2005
to say the dumbest thing possible at the worst possible time and then completely deny that you said it
(while dark outside)
Mark: what time is it?
Person: 3:00
Mark: in the morning?
Person: Are u dumb or just plain gay
Mark: (looks outside) SHU-UP!
Mark: what time is it?
Person: 3:00
Mark: in the morning?
Person: Are u dumb or just plain gay
Mark: (looks outside) SHU-UP!
by todd March 25, 2004