Hotpet

n:
1. A well-known woman who was famous for her beautiful body, tantalizing smile, and tempting personality. See Andrea.

2. A woman who cannot be kissed enough, namely by guys who have more than just a crush on them. See TJ.

3. A woman who kisses so well, that you swear you're in heaven, and it can only lead to petting.
"There's no way that's the one and only Hotpet. TJ's so lucky dude."

"Holy shit, that girl is such a hotpet."
by Todd January 20, 2005
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kracker

This word came from the slaves. Back in the day the slaves would call the white guy with the wip a kracker because of the noise the wip made when they were getting wiped.
Get back to work the kracker is comimg
by todd December 31, 2003
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masturbation-fueled car

A nice, if often oddly colored car, purchased and driven poorly by a dork that, quite correctly, thinks it is the only way in hell he might ever score a babe that might possibly be made hot in a glamor shot, if then.
Check out the tool in the masturbation-fueled car.
by Todd December 10, 2003
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decemberween

A holiday made in Homestar Runner cartoons that occors in December when trees are decorated and gifts are exchanged.
by Todd July 16, 2003
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Fudgie Juggler

When a man is recieving a blow job, while juggling three of his partner's balls of poop. When the man comes, he smashes two of the three poop balls into her ears in a clapping motion while headbutting the third ball into her forehead.
Nancy couldn't hear the phone due to the fact that she had just recieved a fudgie juggler from Todd.
by Todd February 21, 2005
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tworp

One who farts in a pool and then eats the fart bubbles as they rise to the surface.
The lifeguard forced the tworp to leave the pool
by todd March 20, 2005
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dilvery

A world that describes how terrible sloan is
Sloan is dilvery. For example sloan is quite dilvery.
by Todd November 26, 2004
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