todd's definitions

M.I.F.

Mom I Fucked

Guy 1:Kevin's mom is the ultimate milf
Guy 2:Nah dude shes a mif
Guy 1:What's a mif?
Guy 2:Mom I Fucked

by Todd April 20, 2004

hygiene impaired squeegee technicians

please refer to bums as hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now

person; look at that bum taking a shit in the box
other person; they're called hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; screw political correctness

by todd March 26, 2004

to pull a mark

to say the dumbest thing possible at the worst possible time and then completely deny that you said it

(while dark outside)
Mark: what time is it?
Person: 3:00
Mark: in the morning?
Person: Are u dumb or just plain gay
Mark: (looks outside) SHU-UP!

by TODD March 25, 2004

Shizwack

to be messed up, confused, to be in the wrong order.

"I have to restart my computer, it's gone shizwack."

"Don't listen to what he says, he's shizwack"

by Todd March 23, 2004

stupajew

a stupid jew

man, adam is such a stupajew

by todd March 19, 2004

dis-n-dat

An idiom composed of the demonstrative pronouns DIS and DAT that is vague filler for "not much."

Also known as: dis 'n' dat

Hey bruddah, what's the haps?
Ahh, not much, jus' da little of dis 'n' dat.

by Todd February 24, 2004

ogopogo

the american version of the loch ness monster that lives in lake champlain

oh on mo its ogopogo

by Todd January 15, 2004