todd's definitions

atlantic city slot machine

a girl sits naked across a table with her legs spread and you bounce a quarter into her vagina as it inserts in like a slot machine quarter entry.

"yeah i know it was gay."

"why what happened"

"some wigger did an atlantic city slot machine to my girlfriend and i got so pissed off."

by Todd January 30, 2005

Fudgie Juggler

When a man is recieving a blow job, while juggling three of his partner's balls of poop. When the man comes, he smashes two of the three poop balls into her ears in a clapping motion while headbutting the third ball into her forehead.

Nancy couldn't hear the phone due to the fact that she had just recieved a fudgie juggler from Todd.

by Todd February 20, 2005

angular

word to describe anything that is cool

polar opposite of linear

Todd Ean and Lance are all angular.
Ralph is tonka-core and linear.

by todd February 23, 2005

Askam Pennsylvania

Lower class area in Pennsylvania. Residents include hicks, scumbags, crackheads and losers.

Dont go slummin up in Askam

by todd February 24, 2005

LT LEE

Having been gender re-assigned at birth this curious beast is often found surveying the local alternative lifestyle clubs. He is often confused and unresponsive to stimulus from the opposite sex. He is a lonely pathetic creature, and she be dealt with extreme caution. Be wary of his listening abilities you may have to repeat yourself 1000 times, as he is almost always pre-occupied with sending emails which have absolutely no purpose.

Have you seen the LT today?

No, he was out at the gay bar all night.

by Todd March 2, 2005

man bag

A little purse like bag that gay men carry around. Often disguised as a backpack but are generally smaller and much less manly.

John's leather messenger bag is cool, not like that little man bag that Randal carries around and tries to pass off as not gay.

by Todd March 3, 2005

get the sand out

someone who needs to get the sand out of there vagina... i.e. stop bitching b/c ppl. have their ian masks on

matt wouldn't shut up so i called him a stupajew and told him to get the sand out

by Todd April 21, 2004