tito's definitions

da lyfe

The lifestyle lived usually by young white girls where they post in their blogs about how hard their lives are, relating them to those of black people in neighborhoods such as harlem or detroit, because their fathers cut their allowances down or got them a Toyota instead of the Lexus they had been dreaming of.

"People just don't understand. Kevin broke up with me because I spent too much money on shoes last week. This is da lyfe!"

by Tito July 11, 2006

Cat Unit 8

See CU8M, Cat Unit 8 Mobile Flying Unit, Cat Unit 8 Underwater Mariner Unit
Cat-based Mobile Assult Assembly, with snap on anti-terrorism HQ.

Cat Unit 8 has been called to make a justice decision.

by tito December 30, 2004

CU8M

Cat Unit 8 Mobile

There goes the CU8M to save the day with it's onboard laser!

by Tito April 3, 2004

themacmind

A website providing daily Mac content such as reviews, movies, guides, and opinions.

Woah check out the activity on TheMacMind Forums!

by Tito April 3, 2004

flomo

A term used to describe a person expressing the traits of a flamer AND a homo, so theyre double time gay.

Solins: eh excuse me i think that ...
Anyone: shut the fuck up u flomo no one likes you.

by Tito July 13, 2003

shut up tito

Popular phrase, defines the feeling you have toward someone when they say something that, to you, sounds dumb, but in fact is so deep that it makes consious people eat their shorts
Incorrect useage: shut up, tito

I don't get it. shut up tito.

by tito December 30, 2004

tripple bagger

a brown paper bag for when your fucking that ugly bitch, one for you, and one any poor soul that happens to walk by and see.

by Tito September 18, 2003