tito's definitions

da lyfe

The lifestyle lived usually by young white girls where they post in their blogs about how hard their lives are, relating them to those of black people in neighborhoods such as harlem or detroit, because their fathers cut their allowances down or got them a Toyota instead of the Lexus they had been dreaming of.

"People just don't understand. Kevin broke up with me because I spent too much money on shoes last week. This is da lyfe!"

by Tito July 11, 2006

Cat Unit 8

See CU8M, Cat Unit 8 Mobile Flying Unit, Cat Unit 8 Underwater Mariner Unit
Cat-based Mobile Assult Assembly, with snap on anti-terrorism HQ.

Cat Unit 8 has been called to make a justice decision.

by tito December 30, 2004

STYLE

high grade crystal meth

I just smoked 5 grams of style, I'll be tweakin' for a week.

by tito February 28, 2004

Good News Goats

Adj; A positive outcome or future event. When there is a good turn of events. Antonym of Bad News Bears.

You're not having my kid?! That's good news goats!

by Tito January 26, 2005

sporkier

The online username to most websites by one Tito Vazquez of Bremerton, Washington.
History: An AOL Screen name of Vazquez was 'SpecialSpork', and when advancing to the next stage of sporkiness, he was then known of as 'NowSporkier'. The username originates from the root of that AOL Screen name.

Have you read the livejournal of sporkier lately?

by Tito May 12, 2004

shut up, tito

Incorrect useage of the popular phrase (shut up tito), defines the feeling you have toward someone when they say something that, to you, sounds dumb, but in fact is so deep that it makes consious people eat their shorts
Correct useage: shut up tito

I don't get it. I'm also new here. shut up, tito.

by tito December 30, 2004

what?

Overused,annoying word on every college campus inspired by Dave Chapelle's inpression of Lil Jon

Amy Fabreeze: WHAT?
Me: Shut the fuck up! It's old!

by Tito March 23, 2004