tito's definitions

sporkier

The online username to most websites by one Tito Vazquez of Bremerton, Washington.
History: An AOL Screen name of Vazquez was 'SpecialSpork', and when advancing to the next stage of sporkiness, he was then known of as 'NowSporkier'. The username originates from the root of that AOL Screen name.

Have you read the livejournal of sporkier lately?

by Tito May 12, 2004

applecore

Something Bryan and Rick (see: Tdog/T-Money/Tito) made up.

Bryan: Dude have you heard of Appleseed Cast?
Tito: Nah, what is that shit, Applecore?
Bryan: HAHAHAAH, u fuckin man!!
Tito: .....

by Tito May 3, 2003

sporkier

The state of being more 'sporky' than someone.

Tito is far sporkier than everyone, because he's so sporky.

by Tito May 12, 2004

what?

Overused,annoying word on every college campus inspired by Dave Chapelle's inpression of Lil Jon

Amy Fabreeze: WHAT?
Me: Shut the fuck up! It's old!

by Tito March 23, 2004

Cat Unit 8

See CU8M, Cat Unit 8 Mobile Flying Unit, Cat Unit 8 Underwater Mariner Unit
Cat-based Mobile Assult Assembly, with snap on anti-terrorism HQ.

Cat Unit 8 has been called to make a justice decision.

by tito December 30, 2004

da lyfe

The lifestyle lived usually by young white girls where they post in their blogs about how hard their lives are, relating them to those of black people in neighborhoods such as harlem or detroit, because their fathers cut their allowances down or got them a Toyota instead of the Lexus they had been dreaming of.

"People just don't understand. Kevin broke up with me because I spent too much money on shoes last week. This is da lyfe!"

by Tito July 11, 2006

kick in the vagina

when a girl or woman gets kicked in the vagina.

Girl 1: ::Bitchslaps:: girl 2
Girl 2 : Kicks and aims for her vagina.It connects.
Girl 1: ... ::rolls and floor grabbing crotch::

by Tito March 14, 2004