tiny winters's definitions

capitalist arsewipe

Someone whose world is entirely concerned with making more money and therefore obtaining more power and influence over others. Their short-term interest is personal gratification, at the expense of improving the environment, humanity and societal progression. Being conscience-free, Capitalist Arsewipes have essentially destroyed a sense of collective responsibility in society, and reduced it to a shallow, money-making circus.

The town was a community -spirited place until some Capitalist Arsewipe came along , demolished the ancient woodland, and built 10,000 houses without amenities.

by tiny winters June 24, 2016

Swiper

A person completely addicted to the internet on the move - not noticing anything around them.

The swiper walked down the road when the nuclear bomb dropped. He didn't notice as he was on facebook.

by tiny winters December 22, 2018

Brexitatious

The condition of having naive hopes of a better future.

John's dream of a land of milk and honey was brexitatious in the extreme.

by tiny winters April 1, 2024

Chompsing

Making a disgusting noise like a flushing toilet whilst eating.

Andy was noisily chompsing his way through the egg salad sandwich, and it made me feel sick to hear it.

by tiny winters March 27, 2019

Ignoranus

A combination of ignorance and talking out of one's arse.

John was a total ignoranus when it came to world events and politics; he just spouted propaganda from the media without thinking.

by tiny winters August 12, 2021

Wog

Someone who has lived abroad or who has a lot of body hair. (Public School Slang).

Dave was a complete wog at school, and looked like a drowned animal when he got out of the public bath after rugby.

by tiny winters December 22, 2018

Wankstain

A loser; a waster; a drifter. Someone whose contribution to society is non-existent.

Darren was a total wankstain on the mattress of society; he had no destination, no ambition and zero purpose.

by tiny winters July 13, 2016