Definitions by tiny winters

Zionics 

A type of extreme Neoliberal economic policy driven by Zionism

The political party used zionics in order to impose economic dualism on the population, this causing great wealth divisions.

Zionics by tiny winters June 25, 2025

Brexitatious 

The condition of having naive hopes of a better future.

John's dream of a land of milk and honey was brexitatious in the extreme.

Brexitatious by tiny winters April 1, 2024

Ignoranus 

A combination of ignorance and talking out of one's arse.

John was a total ignoranus when it came to world events and politics; he just spouted propaganda from the media without thinking.

Ignoranus by tiny winters August 12, 2021

Chompsing

Making a disgusting noise like a flushing toilet whilst eating.

Andy was noisily chompsing his way through the egg salad sandwich, and it made me feel sick to hear it.

Chompsing by tiny winters March 27, 2019

Swiper 

A person completely addicted to the internet on the move - not noticing anything around them.

The swiper walked down the road when the nuclear bomb dropped. He didn't notice as he was on facebook.

Swiper by tiny winters December 22, 2018

Wog 

Someone who has lived abroad or who has a lot of body hair. (Public School Slang).

Dave was a complete wog at school, and looked like a drowned animal when he got out of the public bath after rugby.

Wog by tiny winters December 22, 2018

Chainsaw Charlie 

A middle-aged, virginal saddoe who lives on his own and can't get a woman - so he spends his life bodging DIY projects with his chainsaw (or any other over-the-top tool which is inappropriate) to pass the time and give him a sense of power over his life.

Stan was a bloody nuisance as a neighbour. Every Sunday morning this sad twat was in the garden drilling, sawing, cutting , hammering or trimming with some fuckin tool. I want to kill this chainsaw charlie.

Chainsaw Charlie by tiny winters July 13, 2016