tim's definitions

sellout

Reel Big Fish's anthem

(sellout) with me oh yeah,
(sellout) with me to night,
Record company's gonna give me lots of money,
And everything's gonna be all right,

by Tim May 2, 2006

baner

an arabian, terrorist, towelhead.

watch out, that baner might have a bomb in his backpack!

by tim December 12, 2003

government

lies lies lies and more lies all to "protect the people" and not so all the people in the government can get rich and laugh at everyone else for believing stupid shit that they make up.

yesteday I saw an alien coming towards me with a knife, but the government said it was a stunt for a tv show and yes! of course i believe them.

by Tim April 26, 2003

SAT

A test that makes everyone really nervous during junior year, but isn't even really that difficult. Besides, colleges don't really care about it that much anymore. You've got to be "well-rounded."

I got a 1600 the second time I took the SAT.

by Tim October 27, 2003

line

Inmate terminology for Society

When I get out on the line first thing I'm going to do is get some pussy.

by Tim November 15, 2003

Rill

Verb: To fuck someone. Typically performed directly in the ass using a banana touched by the great KOKO.

If you don't stop teaching biochem I'm going to rill you in your ear you strumpet.

by Tim February 23, 2004

rusty fish hook

while having sex in the "doggy style" position, you then take one of your index fingers and stick in your partners anus and then hook the corner of their lip with the same finger.

My Girlfriend got mad when I gave her the rusty fish hook.

by Tim November 15, 2003