tim's definitions

VN boards

cool msg boards...i aer teh 1337 ho

Asheron's Call has 1337 /\/\5g boards son

by Tim March 26, 2004

William Hung

guy who can't sing whom got a record contract. he usually screws up the lyrics, and isn't original in any of his songs, for he never wrote one of his own songs.

She Bangs: Ricky Martin
I Believe I can fly: R. Kelly or me first and the gimmes
YMCA: the village people
Can you feel the love tonight: Elton john

by Tim August 17, 2004

Apple Tax

A term to describe the extra money one pays for buying an Apple product. Also known as the "Fanboy Fee," the fictional "Apple Tax" is what consumers pay for the Apple cool factor.

Well, this laptop would only cost me $700 less if it weren't for the Apple tax.

by Tim January 18, 2008

goots

of hispanic lineage.

"Powell is goots!"

by tim May 7, 2005

moral

1.wussy
2.ER

throwing stuff out the window is a felony, though
E123: so i would still be thowing something out the window
E123: i am a moral person

by tim March 15, 2003

pimer

your wife, only if you like her

hey, pimer, did you get me another beer?

by tim October 12, 2004

true friend

someone who cares and is there... who just doesn't say they do and not mean it, somone you can call and talk to when your having a really bad time and you can trust with anything .. who won't turn aorund and stab you in the back ...

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying that was fucking awesome.

by tim May 16, 2004