thor's definitions

ass rocket

Violent, destructive defication. When it is so violent that you have to strap on to the toilet seat to keep from balsting off.

1. Shane suffers from IBS, which causes him to have an Ass Rocket everyday after lunch

2. That was some Ass Rocket... i had to strp in to keep from hitting the roof.

by Thor May 13, 2005

berserker

A word to be used in conjunction with a string of words, making little or no sence, but also featuring the word "love". Thought to have originated from Oleg.

"My Love for you is ticking clock, berserker"

"My Love for you is like a truck, berserker"

by Thor August 24, 2004

lu

tested the "gravity boots" from ratchet and clank going commando

died in the process. body found in cockpit of passing 747

R.I.P. lu

lu here is going to walk up this wall

by thor December 9, 2003

ass rocket

Violent, gut wrenching defication. So violent that you have to strap on to the toilet not to be launched into orbit. Much gas is expelled along with, well, you know... the other stuff...

1. Shane suffered from IBS, so everyday after lunch he would have an Ass Rocket.

2. Wow! That Ass Rocket was so bad I had to strap in to keep from being launched through the roof!

by Thor May 13, 2005

Thomear

The epitomy of coolness. Aptly described by his PGN post count "|337!!!11". Better than Valdaspam, <3 Midge any day.

I wish I were Thomear!

by Thor December 12, 2004

Nub Lover

(n.) One who has a fetish with nubs from amputated limbs.

Damn, I always knew Jeff was a nub lover...especially when he married Peggy the pirate.

by Thor November 5, 2004

Cronged

To get really fucked up off of something you smoked with a crack pipe.

I am so fucking cronged.

by Thor April 27, 2004