127 definitions by thewesthamfan
sgt. cryer told thunderthighs that if she let him copulate with herin the panda, then he would'nt charge her with
soliciting
soliciting
by thewesthamfan November 15, 2003
"blimey sean" "I thought kev's next door neighbour was quite tasty 'til i gave her one - no good - lost in space"
by thewesthamfan December 10, 2003
by thewesthamfan November 19, 2003
male homosexual partners have the chance of a permutation of three. viz.
1. partner A. foreskin partner B. no foreskin
2. partner A. foreskin partner B. foreskin
3. partner A no foreskin partner B. no foreskin
1. partner A. foreskin partner B. no foreskin
2. partner A. foreskin partner B. foreskin
3. partner A no foreskin partner B. no foreskin
steven minced in "hi duckies, alec's got a new partner""perm three?" questioned kevin "not likely" retorted steven "he's gone and got himself a bloody gnome"
by thewesthamfan December 10, 2003
the white sheet with the central hole that is used to separate the male/female torso during penetrative sexual intercourse
Aaron: "thought I jus' seen a cyclopic ghost back there"
Hymie: "Nah, it's jus' your big brother playing with his ceremonial shag sheet."
Hymie: "Nah, it's jus' your big brother playing with his ceremonial shag sheet."
by thewesthamfan January 20, 2004
1. In soccer, the ability to control the movement of the football using ones feet etc.
2. In sex, the ability to control the movement of the testicles thus preventing ejaculation.
2. In sex, the ability to control the movement of the testicles thus preventing ejaculation.
1. George B**t had incredible ball control, he could run the length of the pitch dribbling.
2. George B**t had incredible ball control, he could keep it up for hours before ejaculating.
2. George B**t had incredible ball control, he could keep it up for hours before ejaculating.
by thewesthamfan January 13, 2004
by thewesthamfan November 17, 2003