Urban Dictionary: Definitions by thepseudonym4

eggtarted

guy 1: guy 2 u just eggtarted me bruh stop
guy 2: no way lmao also there's a 47 Inch AU7000 4K Samsung TV stuck in my ass

the real legal name of amber heard the girl who poos on beds

we have johnny depp the godly jack sparrows versus the poop girl

a person who likes to eat leaves.

kamehameha now i eat leaves

Chad: hey bro you wanna listen to some nickelback
sexy: NO!!! I have Nickphobia! I'M TERRIFIED OF NICKELBACK.
Chad: wanna smoke some weed

A disease where you become a duck for an unknown period of time.

Bro what the fuck happened to John
He got Duckivitis and he's now a duck.

To smack someone's head or nose or eyeball in chat whilst acting like Brad Walst.

i anaking you
wtf man dont do that to me
im blue

anaking by thepseudonym4 February 10, 2022

hey bro wanna do some crack
no man i got the good shit i got cheese crack
oh fuck yeah also i have 3 buttocks