theo's definitions

Strawberry Glaze

WHen a chick is suckin you off you take it out b4 you cum, punch her in the face, causing a nose bleed, and cum on it.

i gave her the strawberry glaze

by theo February 5, 2004

judicial

1) being appropriate to a judge. relates to the administration of justice.

2) something painfully amazing/wicked cool, absolutely laying down "the law" on someone (destroying them).

"wow that song is judicial!"
"dang when you got kicked, that was judicial!!"
"your mom looks judicial."
"that jump was judicial!"

by Theo December 17, 2004

Fuckhead

What my dad calls me all the time
a "screwup"

Theo, come over here you fuckhead!

by Theo January 14, 2004

uba

universal brain adaptor u.b.a. for migraine patients.

frans

by theo September 5, 2003

blow up

forceful excertion of vomitus or fecal matter.

if you're gonna blow up in the bathroom, you'd better pick it up

by theo November 1, 2003

Invictus Maneo

freedom of brain expand

blow my brain softwarely

by theo September 5, 2003

toolshed

A gathering of five or more tools. See toolkit.

That Kappa Alpha party was an absolute toolshed.

by Theo February 17, 2005