Schiavo (ed)

To become so inebriated or stoned that one
is mostly brain dead yet has a placid or even happy exterior demeanor.

Man! After that 1/8 th of Kind we were way
Schiavoed!

by Theo April 06, 2005

blow up

forceful excertion of vomitus or fecal matter.

if you're gonna blow up in the bathroom, you'd better pick it up

by theo November 01, 2003

uba

universal brain adaptor u.b.a. for migraine patients.

frans

by theo September 05, 2003

trolley

to be so severley intoxicated that the only way your getting home is in a trolley. wasted

"Dude, i got so trolleyed last night."

by theo November 15, 2003

maneurysm

Hysteria or an emotional core meltdown or freakout brought on by the behavior of one's male spouse, significant other, fiance, boyfriend, lover, or booty call.

When Derek stood Janine up she had a maneurysm and you could hear her at the end of the block.

God, don't have a maneurysm; I'm sure he'll call you.

by Theo June 22, 2006

outside

Outside is a place where there's insects and the sun which burns you awfully bad, and there's also grass and trees and butteflys..all poisonous to you, its a horrible, horrible horrible , vile place that you never want to go to

Billy: Wanna go outside Theo?

Theo: NO! Don't make me go outside, you can't make me not even at gunpoint, for I should wish my own life away on a whim rather than
venture to the outside.

Billy: jeez, just asking..

by Theo April 22, 2005

butt travis

the residue left behind on one's heiney following a bowel movement.

See travis

if you haven't wiped your ass in a week, check yourself and you may find some butt travis.

by theo September 09, 2005