theo's definitions

come out the bag

v. to pull a gun. A slangdown of "come out of the bag on;" derived from the fact that guns were sometimes carried in paper bags for purposes of concealment.

That chickenhead swung on Serena and Serena came out the bag on her.

He got hemmed up by five dudes and none of his boys were around, so he had to come out the bag.

by Theo September 1, 2008

hoffer's girlfriend

one who dates little rodents but who has sex with everyone else but hoffer, esp while on spring break trips.

man i can't believe "hoffer's girlfriend" fucked us all last night

by theo May 7, 2003

tuneskies

Derived from words "tune" and "skie," means the exact same thing as "tunes." That is, music. See also, tuneskers.

"Yo, Katy, put on some jumpalumpin' tuneskies."

by Theo April 4, 2005

pushin

Selling lots of Drugs.

You started Slangin?
-Nah fool, I'm pushin'.

by theo March 8, 2004

cranberry

An under-cover police car, burgandy in color(detroit)

Hide the blunt, here comes the cranberry

by theo April 3, 2005

Hampden-Sydney

If you wanted to go to a Southern school, but Duke and U.Va weren't for you because they've enrolled too many "coloreds," and, besides, you had a 670 combined SAT and 1.9 GPA from a random Virginia day school, you're headed to Hampden-Sydney. There, you and a group of like-minded Abercrombie & Fitch-sporting retards can whittle away four years drinking, listening to Creedence, banging skanks from Sweetbriar, drinking, and pretending that the South won the War of Northern Aggression. You can also pretend that the fact that you're wearing a cowrie shell necklace under J. Crew flannels makes you rebellious, that the fact that you're wearing a "Fighting Cocks" baseball cap makes you witty, and that the fact that you attended HSC will make you a useful and productive member of society. If you don't ever want to face the fact that the world expands Westward of the mighty Mississippi and northward of the Mason Dixon line, HSC is a great place to start putting your head in the sand and your thumb up your ass.

Speaks for itself, don't it?

by Theo February 2, 2005

toolkit

A gathering of two to five tools. See toolshed.

A: How about when I got on the elevator this morning right before the doors shut three of the most obnoxious partners at the firm got on?

B: Are you kidding? I love starting the morning in a toolkit.

by Theo February 18, 2005