Outside is a place where there's insects and the sun which burns you awfully bad, and there's also grass and trees and butteflys..all poisonous to you, its a horrible, horrible horrible , vile place that you never want to go to
Billy: Wanna go outside Theo?
Theo: NO! Don't make me go outside, you can't make me not even at gunpoint, for I should wish my own life away on a whim rather than
venture to the outside.
Billy: jeez, just asking..
Theo: NO! Don't make me go outside, you can't make me not even at gunpoint, for I should wish my own life away on a whim rather than
venture to the outside.
Billy: jeez, just asking..
by Theo April 22, 2005

v. to pull a gun. A slangdown of "come out of the bag on;" derived from the fact that guns were sometimes carried in paper bags for purposes of concealment.
That chickenhead swung on Serena and Serena came out the bag on her.
He got hemmed up by five dudes and none of his boys were around, so he had to come out the bag.
He got hemmed up by five dudes and none of his boys were around, so he had to come out the bag.
by Theo September 01, 2008

one who dates little rodents but who has sex with everyone else but hoffer, esp while on spring break trips.
by theo May 07, 2003

by theo April 03, 2005

Someone who likes to think they're some type of vampire-gangster hybrid. Particpates in gothic activites and does nought but detract from communities.
See also: retard, dickhead.
See also: retard, dickhead.
by Theo March 24, 2005

by theo March 08, 2004

If you wanted to go to a Southern school, but Duke and U.Va weren't for you because they've enrolled too many "coloreds," and, besides, you had a 670 combined SAT and 1.9 GPA from a random Virginia day school, you're headed to Hampden-Sydney. There, you and a group of like-minded Abercrombie & Fitch-sporting retards can whittle away four years drinking, listening to Creedence, banging skanks from Sweetbriar, drinking, and pretending that the South won the War of Northern Aggression. You can also pretend that the fact that you're wearing a cowrie shell necklace under J. Crew flannels makes you rebellious, that the fact that you're wearing a "Fighting Cocks" baseball cap makes you witty, and that the fact that you attended HSC will make you a useful and productive member of society. If you don't ever want to face the fact that the world expands Westward of the mighty Mississippi and northward of the Mason Dixon line, HSC is a great place to start putting your head in the sand and your thumb up your ass.
Speaks for itself, don't it?
by Theo February 02, 2005
