Definitions by thee hammer

broffessional 

one who has reach the pinnacle of their broffessional life

man, did you see jbone tonight? he had both a bluetooth and a vajayjay on his face. so broffessional.

broffessional by thee hammer October 23, 2007

broffession 

1. when two or more bro's confess their inner most darkest secrets to one another

2. a career that ultimately leads to becoming a more supreme bro

1. yeah, bret and I were eating dorito's last night when he told me how he really felt about abortion.

2. yeah, bret's working at the new zumiez in the mall, yo. he's really found his broffession.

broffession by thee hammer October 23, 2007

klandanna 

1. an tent shaped hat that you can also wear around your neck. like a bandanna.

2. a white bandana

did you see andy's klandanna, its so damn sexy and white-supremest

klandanna by thee hammer October 23, 2007

car wash 

while in the act of being naked and in the shower with a woman. the man drops his sac to the lowest point that gravity allows. then the woman proceeds by crawling underneath and between his legs, causing her face to directly hit his soapy testes. thus creating the same cleaning effect as a car going through a car wash.

damn, I just gave sonyah the best car wash of her life. but I think her pimples rubbed off on me though. now I've got zitty balls.

car wash by thee hammer October 23, 2007

mohammered 

when a Muslim person gets completely drunk and throws up all over his friends 1200 dollar leather couch filled with people.

yo, yusuf was so mohammered last night. oh and chang was pretty chinkfaced too. what a LAN party that was, cuz.

mohammered by thee hammer October 23, 2007

brostitute 

a man who sells his body for money or really good coupons.

Ken: "I heard jake is a brostitute."

John: "yeah, I know, he's got great coupons."

brostitute by thee hammer October 23, 2007

brotein shake 

a protein shake with organic ingredients such as organic milk, and semen.

"after my workout today, I needed a little pick me up, so I drank some brotein shake.

brotein shake by thee hammer October 23, 2007